text - in the middle of our street

[h2no]

i'm finding myself on the receiving end of quite a few port out inheritances recently
inheriportances?
whatever

anyway
one of them involved a house
a nice house
not one of those government places
i don't really want or need it


so


anyone... want a house...?

[this would be easier if it had been a dog, or something. it's just like archie to end up with something so big. this is so awkward.]

Comments

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[granddevil]

Why don't you got live in there?

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[h2no]

i have a place already that i like
seems kinda needlessly extravagant to have more than one place, you know?

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[fuckingpassw0rd]

Why not go live there yourself?

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[h2no]

i did say i have no need for it
i like where i am? i chose it for some important geographical reasons.
those haven't changed, and they don't exist near that place.

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[drivesadesk]

Wow, free house! That's nice. I'd take it, but I don't think I'd want a whole house unless there were people moving in with me. I kind of like apartments. And roommates.

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[h2no]

i mean... you'd still have to pay rent and everything. not entirely free?
i thought you had roomies...

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[tradecrafted]

You're pretty bad at this.

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[h2no]

this is not another thinly veiled murder attempt cassian there is more to my personality than that!!!!!

[quickfingers]

You should rent it out for $$$
Like, those websites that rent it by the day or whatever, for tourists.
People'll throw wicked parties but hey, you'll get paid.

[h2no]

this was a rough one
i don't really want
reminders

i don't actually really need more money anyway. it's not like i can take it home with me.

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[izanyagi]

Wouldn't you want to hold on to it? If they gave it to you...

I have Yosuke's headphones myself.

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[h2no]

she left me some other things. smaller things.

an unused house is a little much to hold onto, don't you think?
she probably would've wanted it to be given to someone that needed it.

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[girlybruiser]

That is quite a generous offer.

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[h2no]

is it?
i mean
the bills will still need paid. it's not free.

the person who was in it before probably would've been annoyed if i let it sit around unused

[VOICE]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

A house?

Where is it?

perma text

[h2no]

heropa

you know from the reactions i'm getting i'm starting to think that getting left big stuff like this isn't as common as i thought

[TEXT]

[patchricide]

It's a strange thing to say, but I'm sorry to hear you're inheriting so much.

Considering the circumstances, perhaps you shouldn't be so quick to get rid of it? After all, some of those who are ported out seem to return soon after. What if you end up foisting it off on someone else, only to find that your friend returns a week later?

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[h2no]

yeah, me too

it's been a while, and she did say i could do what i wanted with it
i think she'd just find it funny if she came back
plus if she came back and didn't remember being here then it wouldn't matter anyway, would it?

[continuousgroaning]

I wish mom was here because it sounds nice and i have been considering moving

but she's not

so i hope you find someone to take it off your hands

[h2no]

sorry, tina
give it another few weeks then we can talk about stuff then?
is she still on the list?

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[namesaquestion]

rent it out?

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[h2no]

don't need the money don't really want to deal with being a landlord

[yaaas_queen]

need 2 answer the 3 Ls first

location

location

likelihood of this being a shady Craigslist sting

[h2no]

heropa, near the beach, and no it's legit i'm too tired to scam people

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[nextsymbol]

maybe you could convert it into a homeless shelter?

[hello archie did you order a goody two shoes]

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[h2no]

i've had that suggestion a few times. i wish i'd thought of it before offering it.
i can't really take it away from the people that might be interested when it would improve their living situation.

maybe i'll just make a donation to one to make up for it

lesson learned for the next time i get left a house

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[workingsnug]

What, just. The whole house?

permatext

[h2no]

an whole ass house

[calloused]

[ resident homeless stray dog checking in, what's good. ]

Has someone claimed it yet?

[ and sorry for your loss or whatever, he forgets to add. ]

[h2no]

[he's not doing this for BUTTPATS, DEREK.]

there's been some interest but nothing solid
you can come check it out if you're interested

apparently i have to clarify i'm not a murderer? i've learned so much about house sales today.

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[mostlyprofessional]

Got photos?

1/3

[h2no]

of what

[stabbyfingers]

Yes. Give it to me.

[h2no]

you can come look at whenever, i'll be here all day.

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[lasersounds]

You're just...giving away a house?

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[h2no]

yes
hashtag just import things

Private

[versusseeker]

[Port-out inheritances probably mean ported out friends, so while Red is tempted to claim the house on behalf of Pikachu, he refrains for the time being.]

r u ok?

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[h2no]

[uwaaa red... usually he would completely wave this off, but he did say he'd be a bit more open with him. it would be too obvious to just say he's fine like he wants to.]

this was a rough one, red
there are a hundred different things i could do with this but i just
want to get rid of it
i'm tired of having reminders like this around all the time
all it does is make me miserable

[hellosirs]

Oh wow, that's one hell of an inheritance, sir!

[h2no]

yeah no kidding and all it took was for me to die a little more inside

what's up ango how you been

[itistolaugh]

aw come on at least have a giant party in it first

[h2no]

too late sorry harles

you wanna hit the town tonight anyway?