text - in the middle of our street

[h2no]

i'm finding myself on the receiving end of quite a few port out inheritances recently
inheriportances?
whatever

anyway
one of them involved a house
a nice house
not one of those government places
i don't really want or need it


so


anyone... want a house...?

[this would be easier if it had been a dog, or something. it's just like archie to end up with something so big. this is so awkward.]

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Voice;

[lasersounds]

You're just...giving away a house?

permatext

[h2no]

yes
hashtag just import things

[lasersounds]

Kind of a big thing to give away. Where is it anyway?

[h2no]

i don't know, is it? think of all the places that get left behind probably every week by import port outs. only to be filled up again when the government assigns new arrives places. this is the same concept, isn't it?

[or maybe he's just in denial.]

heropa. near the beach. don't think super cool malibu party pad, though.

[lasersounds]

I mean, I guess? I dunno--maybe it's just the whole idea of the fact it was someone's home at some point. Talk about mildly depressing.

[Ouch.]

My neighborhood then. I have a beach house out that way...

[h2no]

yeah. a lot of stuff here gets uncomfortable when you think about it too hard.

it's going to a guy and a bunch of dogs, so i guess watch out for wild canine parties.

[lasersounds]

Yeah, but not thinking about it can make it worse too. It's like you can't win either way...


Eh. Dogs are cool. I mean we have a bunch of robotic lions wandering around our place, so we might be the bigger problem.

[h2no]

no kidding.

are they impocreats? we have a tiger wandering around as well. she fits in well with the pokémon but the houses here clearly weren't made for big creatures.