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[sniptuck]

[ when the video starts, you're greeted to a girl! she is swinging two pairs of scissors around her pointer fingers, which is probably in the top ten of things you shouldn't do with scissors, and there's a bright smile on her face. ]

Hello, heroes and baddies, I'm Hajime! I work at the arts and craft store. You should all visit if you have free time. We're currently having a sale on yarn. [ because yarn is exciting. ]

Oh, but actually, I have a question. What do you think makes someone a hero? Or a super one? It's a riddle I need to solve! Thank you for your help, and please buy our yarn.

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[huitzilin]

[ wow, yarn is exciting. she leaning in to look at the camera. she's definitely trying to see yarn. ]

Oh, hero stuff is easy. It's about saving people, no matter who you are.

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[sniptuck]

[ there is no yarn behind her. there is a lot of boxes with colorful paper though. ]

And no matter who they are?

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[huitzilin]

[ that's enough to look distracted. ]

No, of course not. But everyone thinks "right" is a little different. It's kind of up in the air, you know.

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[glitterateur]

Yarn sale! [yarn sale!!!]

--and being a good person and stopping the forces of evil!

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[sniptuck]

We have an entire room of yarn!

[ nods! ] Have you been heroing yet?

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[heartboxer]

Do you still have the sale on glitter bombs? [ He really loved those! ] I have bought at least ten of them and I have been debating purchasing more! [ He is the biggest advocate of glitter in the history of the world. ]

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[sniptuck]

We do, but it only lasts until this upcoming Thursday! You have to hurry.

[standsproud]

Why would I buy yarn...?

[sniptuck]

You can make a new hat!

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[corviform]

[ Did she just say sale? Consider him intrigued. ]

Where is the store located? Heropa?

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[sniptuck]

Uh huh. I can send a you a map.

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[ironbuttmonkey]

[Well, can't say he cares much about yarn...]

Well, anyone can be a hero...you know, saving lives, stopping people from doing wrong. I think superheroes are just the ones with powers average people don't have.

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[sniptuck]

[ he's missing out on a great deal tbh ]

So, all the imPorts are now superheroes, right?

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[ex_question191]

Weeeell, that'd be heroic actions, right?

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[sniptuck]

What are heroic actions?

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[kirisutegomen]

[ Said in the most scolding tone ever: ]

You should not encourage bad people to visit your workplace.

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[sniptuck]

But what if they need to knit something too...?

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[opticblasts]

Being a hero, huh? [ admittedly that moniker probably doesn't fit scott anymore. ] It means doing what it takes to protect the people important, no matter what.

[ even if they vastly disagree with your methods... ]

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[sniptuck]

How far does the 'no matter what' goes?

[ those words do imply a lot. ]

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[daintylegs]

I don't know what yarn is, but I want some!

[No idea what's going on, but hell he'll roll with it!]

And isn't a hero someone who does, uh, heroic stuff? Save a few people, stand heroically around. Like a hero.

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[sniptuck]

It's stringy stuff that you use to make things!

[ what a good description. ]

I wonder how you stand like a hero...

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[futurefree]

[Wow... A yarn sale. Be still her beating heart.]

Can't you just answer that for yourself?

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[sniptuck]

[ everyone else is excited for it okay. ]

I already know what I think though! I'm curious about everyone else.

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[glowsferatu]

Heroism is a complicated matter. It involves being the best of us all, not only to sacrifice for others, but living to a higher standard. A superhero aspires to a similar standard, but wears a silly costume in the process. It's important to understand that aspiration is not actuation.

[ but, to more important matter: ] So what are the details on this sale?

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[sniptuck]

You really thought it all out.

[ she clears her throat and presents her best business-like voice (it's not very different from her usual voice). ] Choice items like yarn, glitter, certain tools such as needles and stencils, and patterns are half off. Other things like fabric are buy one get one free. It lasts until this weekend ends.