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maskormenace2018-10-06 11:41 pm
calloused) wrote in maskormenace2018-10-06 11:41 pm
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[ introductions are for losers, so Derek doesn't include one. just gets right down to what he wants. ]
Started a business. Hiring people. Tell me if you need a job.
Full time or part time positions available. Branches are located in Heropa or Maurtia Falls. Be nearby, or at least willing to travel.
Requirements:
- Unaffected by blood, bones, etcetera.
- Capable of dealing with emotional turmoil.
- Stamina in spades.
- Likes animals.
- Not an asshole.
That's it.
[ that's it. no further explanation. no sympathy for anyone dealing with roomba drama. zero shame ]
Started a business. Hiring people. Tell me if you need a job.
Full time or part time positions available. Branches are located in Heropa or Maurtia Falls. Be nearby, or at least willing to travel.
Requirements:
- Unaffected by blood, bones, etcetera.
- Capable of dealing with emotional turmoil.
- Stamina in spades.
- Likes animals.
- Not an asshole.
That's it.
[ that's it. no further explanation. no sympathy for anyone dealing with roomba drama. zero shame ]
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Maybe I should hire someone to just talk for me.
About anything. Doesn't even have to be business related.
Just someone to wear my face and communicate with human beings while pretending to be me under my loosest supervision.
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sick freak
thats called pr and its actually like, a real job
like u could hire someone to handle all ur social media
hell i could do that
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When I banged her. When I banged your mom. I'm talking from experience because of all the times I banged your mom.
I'm happy with my current approach to social media.
ie, posting depressing things to instagram with vague, veiled captions that only make sense to me.
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dont talk about my mom like that
ok but thats no way to run a business
just saying bro
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I'll hire you to do social media bullshit if I don't have to talk to you about it ever again.
Just run an instagram with lots of dogs looking happy or something.
I'll give you money. Enough to maybe make you consider dropping the side business you're running now?
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well i can do the job
throw in twitter too
but if thats your goal then i dont think you could afford me
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You were losing your mind over losing $200 worth of merch.
Doesn't seem like you're making that much money.
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that crap adds up dude i still have to pay for it
-> private
[ Hmm. HMM. SWITCHES TO PRIVATE. PUTS ON HIS DAD HAT ]
Don't steal drugs from the clinic.
Is that where you normally swipe them from? The hospital?
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[ ... But sometimes he takes from the hospital, yeah. ]
private
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that pos can blow me
hes already tried to get me fired once and im still here
private
[ Chilton, then? Whatever, he doesn't care about the politics of that place. He was only fucking with Reg, anyway. ]
When were you nearly fired? You never told me that.
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im front desk
totally different
it was uh
over the summer i think
chilton was gone so starr tried to take over
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[ wait, ok, don't laugh, that's mean. moves on. ]
Okay, well, I won't tell anyone you're a thief, provided you don't swipe anything from the vet's.
Sorry you nearly got fired?
Maybe be better at your job.
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and what about it
[ UGH, ]
hes a stupid dickhead who tried to fire me for no reason
even tho hes got no authority over me
im great at my job ive been here longer than anyone
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It's fine. It's cool. Masculine.
I agree, for the record.
I barely know that guy, but he's threatened to castrate me at least once. Kind of an asshole.
Let me know if you ever want to stage a coup, I guess.
private
i deserve more respect than that
at least im actually working in an office instead of just doing more grunt work
[ Even if he doesn't really... have an office. ]
like i said hes not my boss
dr chiltons great
starr might be leaving soon or something anyway so i dont think its gonna be an issue
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You big tool.
[ he loves reggie so much. ]
I heard about that from Tate, yeah.
That dude sucks, let's stop talking about him.
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[ Respect him!!!! ]
but my point exactly
hes not important he means less than dick to me
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It wasn't really about him, specifically. Just about reporting you to the appropriate authority.
Now I know it's Chilton. The lazy, idle threat that I'm not going to follow up on still stands.
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:)
he wouldnt believe u anyway
private
Probably not.
So...
Do you see that dude for therapy, or is he just your boss?
[ maybe too personal of a question, but. tate uses that dude for therapy, though, so. seems like a good opportunity to be invasive. ]
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and thats by choice
[ ... Mostly. ]
hes my boss
i dont do therapy
dont need it
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This is the most useless you've ever been to me.
Can't make fun of you, can't pry you for secrets about your boss.
Why are we even talking right now.
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