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ᴅᴇʀᴇᴋ ʜᴀʟᴇ ♔ ([personal profile] calloused) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-10-06 11:41 pm

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[ introductions are for losers, so Derek doesn't include one. just gets right down to what he wants. ]

Started a business. Hiring people. Tell me if you need a job.
Full time or part time positions available. Branches are located in Heropa or Maurtia Falls. Be nearby, or at least willing to travel.

Requirements:
- Unaffected by blood, bones, etcetera.
- Capable of dealing with emotional turmoil.
- Stamina in spades.
- Likes animals.
- Not an asshole.

That's it.


[ that's it. no further explanation. no sympathy for anyone dealing with roomba drama. zero shame ]
bragnificent: (🌟 ⦄ 068)

[personal profile] bragnificent 2018-10-06 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah really
i bet you cant even come up w/ 3 reasons to back that up


[ Why is there no one he could even @ right now that would support him on this... ]
fehus: ✺ fehus. (you're the trouble in my blood.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-06 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
i could but they're all kind of rude.
bragnificent: (💁🏽‍♂️ ⦄ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ⇨ so jot that down)

[personal profile] bragnificent 2018-10-06 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
ok fuck you, im lowkey as hell
fehus: ✺ blackveilbride. (here comes the sun.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-07 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
"ok fuck you, im lowkey as hell"
bragnificent: (🤷🏽‍♂️ ⦄ ꜱʜᴀᴍᴇ ⇨ my bad)

[personal profile] bragnificent 2018-10-07 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
now i remember why i didnt like you
fehus: ✺ blackveilbride. (time to forget.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-07 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
why am i watching your dog?
fehus: ✺ starboard. (i can't look back i can't look away.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-07 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
"didn't" is kind of exciting as a past tense? pointing that out is probably pushing it tho huh.
bragnificent: (🤷🏽‍♂️ ⦄ 046)

[personal profile] bragnificent 2018-10-07 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
1. bcuz like it does many ppl, the thought of doing me a favor thrills you
2.
fehus: ✺ starboard. (worms that crawl around in your skull.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-07 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
1. wrong. just straight up laughably wrong?
2. ?
bragnificent: (for your information... I skimmed it.)

[personal profile] bragnificent 2018-10-07 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
1. then i give up, why are you watching my dog
2. i changed my mind
*dont
fehus: ✺ fehus. (to keep my identity intact.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-07 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
noo. i like moose and you. stop penalizing me for it.
bragnificent: (📣 ⦄ 067)

[personal profile] bragnificent 2018-10-07 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
well fine if ur gonna be all needy about it
fehus: ✺ fehus. (it's actually pretty easy being nice.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-07 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
unbelievable
bragnificent: (🌟 ⦄ 124)

[personal profile] bragnificent 2018-10-07 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
i dont have to pay you do i
fehus: ✺ starboard. (however long it takes you.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-07 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
moose can pay me in blackmail.
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[personal profile] bragnificent 2018-10-07 01:25 am (UTC)(link)


uh
no thats ok
i think id rather pay you the cash
fehus: ✺ fehus. (now's the time.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-07 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
i'm kidding. you wanna know moose's secrets about you? he secrectly thinks you're the best and that he loves you very much. also none of that is a secret and he wants everyone to know. dogs are basically like that.
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[personal profile] bragnificent 2018-10-07 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
i mean theres not like anything to tell

[ Maybe just who all goes in and out of Reggie's apartment, or how often he jerks off-- but that one isn't exactly secret information anyway. ]

:)
knew it
fehus: ✺ fehus. (by his hair like a weed.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-07 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
was it the licks to the face that gave it away? or the fact that he follows you around with a big grin?
bragnificent: (🤷🏽‍♂️ ⦄ 030)

[personal profile] bragnificent 2018-10-07 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
and also i'm very lovable
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[personal profile] bragnificent 2018-10-07 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
i think you mean "agreed"
fehus: ✺ blackveilbride. (here comes the sun.)

[personal profile] fehus 2018-10-07 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
lol