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[herrstory]

Jeopardy, Nevada.

[ No one has talked about this on the network yet, have they? And maybe this is about to be the moment, the opening topic of discussion about this grand conspiracy..... ]

Has anyone tried the prostitutes out there yet?

[ ....Looks like no valid conversation will be found here. Move along. ]

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[crassidy]

cherry poppins is a good shout

strip advisor got it @ 4.8 stars

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[herrstory]

[ He despises you, Cass. But he'll look past that for now in interest about getting the details about these places. ]

And what do they cater to? Is it more vanilla? Or do they offer a wide variety of options?

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[viciousmaukery]

I did! They’re very lovely people there, very good at massages and other things. Apparently they used to have a tiefling imPort around before, so they were very accommodating of my needs.

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[herrstory]

And price-wise? Did you have to find a specialist of sorts for being a tiefling?

[ Whatever that is. ]

[hampire]

[Well hello there! He's heard about you.]

I'd say a lot depends on how into fornicating with radioactive zombies one is. Not to kink shame, mind you.

[herrstory]

If they are good at what they do, I hardly care about their condition. It is not as though my genitalia will suffer with my regenerative abilities.

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[facilitainted]

[Oh, this is a bold one.]

No time like the present, right?

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[herrstory]

[ .....sorry. He can't dignify this with a proper response because he's too busy looking at the screen uncertainly. ]

What are you?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well, well, well. Color me shocked.

[herrstory]

What? It's legal. I would be acting within the legal laws of this new miracle city.

[herrstory]

Thank you. I've missed you as well. I saw a bit of your performance while I was away. But then I saw Cassidy and tuned out in disgust. Did you win?

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[neverdied]

I hear they're okay.
The bingo is good.

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[herrstory]

Bingo? Do you win prostitutes?

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[therewillbeorder]

I can't say I'm surprised that is where your interest in the new Porter location lies.

I have no doubt you'll keep us updated.

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[herrstory]

I shall if I find anything worthwhile. Though I anticipate they will be prostitutes of the standard variety. Nothing to write home about.

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[divaricate]

Why don't you do it them yourself and find out?

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[herrstory]

I work as the head of security at a psychiatric hospital. I am hardly made of money.

[cadbane]

Isn't there something more interesting there?

[herrstory]

Not particularly. It's Nevada, after all.

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[psychophilia]

👎

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[herrstory]

[ Just sends the same dick pic he sent Cassidy. Seems like an appropriate response!! ]

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[bookkeeper]

There has to be more to that place than the prostitutes. Like maybe the food?

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[herrstory]

If you want radiation poisoning, maybe. I would rather take my chances with the stds.

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[cleptes]

Is this a genuine question or a way to screw - no pun intended - with the network?

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[herrstory]

My curiosity in this subject is 100% genuine.

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[grandtheftequine]

not yet, but you can bet they're on my agenda for the week
who would've guessed being ambassador means i barely have time to leave maurtia falls

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[herrstory]

I see no reason why you could not write this off as a matter of important imPort affairs. It is rather vital to ensure their business is open to imPorts and not a trap to have us murdered...what with that absurd cult over there.

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[craftpunk]

Thinking about a bender?

We could sample the wares.

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[herrstory]

I would not be opposed to the company. Good to see you have not been decapitated.