patchricide: (Do I have to keyword all of them?)
Princess Allura ([personal profile] patchricide) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-11-11 06:33 pm

VIDEO | 04

[As the camera turns on, your eyes are immediately directed towards a massive pile of leftover Halloween candy spread out over a table. At least, most of it is Halloween candy, and some of it is really good, like those peanut butter cups and little candy-coated morsels. But there's not a lot of quality control here, so some of it is terrible Halloween candy, and some upon further inspection is not Halloween candy at all.]

[In fact, there's some Christmas candies as well, including those really good hazlenut chocolates, and a few peppermints. There's also some of those mysterious strawberry hard candies that old ladies keep in candy bowls, tiny boxes of raisins, and... cough drops? Yup, those are cough drops. At the edge of the screen, a pair of mouse are helping themselves to one of the oddities, a small bag of peanuts like you might find on an airline.]

[And then there's Allura, sitting at the table with a pout of discontent on her face. After all, she had been invited to a Halloween party at the last minute, and she didn't have roommates to stay home on Halloween, so...]


If I had known I wasn't going to be handing out any Halloween candy, I would never have bought so much.

Particularly since I can't feed most of this to my mice. [As if on cue, a bigger, chubby yellow mouse picks up a bag of sour gummies and starts inspecting it — and without looking, Allura reaches over and pulls the bag out of his tiny little paws.] In fact, some of it I'm not sure if I ought to be eating.

This one is made with boiled animal bones, and coated in dried, powdered acid. It's supposed to be so sour that you will start crying in pain. Is this actually supposed to be a 'treat'?

[She gives a long sigh.] What am I supposed to do with all this? No matter how dubious the ingredients are, it seems like such a waste to throw it all away...
devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

[personal profile] devoutish 2018-11-12 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Gelatin gummies. Those are your horrifying ones.

[The More You Know (tm).]

Why didn't you hand it out, then? Did nobody come by? Kids rang my fucking doorbell for hours.
lasersounds: (And a hold of my heart)

[personal profile] lasersounds 2018-11-13 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[With the mouse crisis temporarily avoided, he can definitely hone back in on the candy talk.]
Please tell me you got gummies--like worms and sharks and all that. Those are by far the best if we're talking fruit snacks.

We'll need to check and see if you got any of the good dark stuff before you even attempt the chocolates. It's a bit bitter in comparison, but if we're trying to avoid milk in the mix...

Though, speaking of earth treats, there's another holiday coming up at the end of the month since we're in America. Pies and candied yams feature heavily, I'm told.
forgeabettertomorrow: (come on trust me!)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2018-11-13 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I can't argue with that, but I always preferred improvising. I mean, making mistakes is sometimes half the fun.
lasersounds: (And my head in a cloud)

[personal profile] lasersounds 2018-11-13 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
You've done us proud with just the worms, Princess. Thought seriously? Gummy sharks are kind of the top tier of fruit snacks. It's like a mix of straight-up blueberry and some generic punch mix.

[But the mention of Hunk gives him some pause.]

He would have a blast with the holiday, it's like right up his alley. We'll just have to go over the top to make up for him not being here...We're still missing a few of us, aren't we? Feels weird...
devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

[personal profile] devoutish 2018-11-13 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Next time, you put it out in a bowl on your porch.
devoutish: (I always give 110%)

[personal profile] devoutish 2018-11-13 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Why not?
forgeabettertomorrow: (I'm about to do something awesome)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2018-11-13 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Not a lot. It's really not my forté.

I guess you're relieved to hear that, huh.
devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

[personal profile] devoutish 2018-11-13 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Now, that's just silly. It's in a bowl; it's very orderly.

It won't stop the kids from throwing it around, mind.
forgeabettertomorrow: (son of a...)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2018-11-13 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, you try and learn a craft for twenty years without a book or access to a library.
forgeabettertomorrow: (eyyyyyy this guuuuuy)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2018-11-13 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
...See, this is a trick question.

Because how else would I have learned that I shouldn't put them in my forge if I never put them in my forge? Ah? Ahhhh?

Check and mate. Thank you.

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