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[ A face some might have familiarized themselves with by now, but for most, here's a brand new imPort on the Network. Sabrina doesn't look as visibly exhausted or stressed as she did weeks ago when she first arrived, appearing chipper enough in the feed that one could assume she's settling in well.

(She's not there, no.)

She adjusts the black headband so that she keeps locks of her blond hair tucked behind her ears and away from her eyes and face. In her hand, she has a notebook and a pencil. For anyone paying attention, somewhere in the corner a slick black tail can be spotted. There's definitely a soft mew before Sabrina speaks. ]

I suppose I should get into the habit of using this communicator. It's definitely handy, but... [ Her lips press together. ] Hi, I'm Sabrina. I ported in here a few weeks ago and even though the soldiers gave me some sort of introductory pamphlet I have to say it would have been nice if they had given a warning that Swear-Ins apparently have a tendency to go south.

Honestly, I can't believe those events are still sponsored since most people I've met so far have told me this is normal.

[ She showcases her notepad, setting it down on the empty dinner table of her house. ]

So, because so many imPorts have been here long enough, I'm going to ask what sort of things a newcomer's got to be prepared for. Moon base takeovers? Apocalyptic floods? Zombies? I'd rather not be caught off guard, if I can.

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That I will, although I doubt folk'll be doing any better than me on the sober department. We'll all watch out for each other, eh? It's what best mates do.

[Because Sabrina is obviously a best mate now too! Because she's nice to him, so that must mean bestest friends.]

Oh, and if y'see a talkin' animal hasslin' yeh, just ignore him, that'll be me man, Eccarius. Likes winding folk up.

[ Aww, Sabrina will now kill for Cassidy. ]

What sort of talking animal?

[They can now kill for each other heroically.]

Whatever he feels like, honestly. Black cat most times. Seen him be a mouse too, and a raven.

[ Interesting... she can't wait to meet him. ]

That sounds like a fairly useful power.

Yeah, I guess it ain't bad, like, you could probably steal shite a lot easier as an unsuspectin' cat. Or...

[Beat.] Why else is it useful?

I was thinking more... spying on people.

Oh, right! 'Course, yeah. You uh, you need anyone spyin' on, there, love? I could always sort that out for yeh.

No, no. I'm just uh, musing out loud.

[ She sure has weird ideas, huh. ]

See, that says some interestin' things about folk. Y'know, if you asked them what they'd do as an animal, like, and if their first answer was "spyin' on shite" it'd make you wonder, eh?

[ Sheepishly: ]

Well, you did say he could turn into an animal. You know us teenagers: overactive imaginations.

Overactive imagination. Right. Y'thinking of doin' a Porky's, eh? Spy on the boys in the locker rooms?

What? Cassidy! No, I'm not a lecherous pervert.

Haha, right, good lass. Different times in the eighties, eh? See, me, if I could turn into stuff, I reckon I'd use it to get all the cash I could. Steal from the rich, give to me.

What about others in need?

I'm in need! Christ, I'd be livin' on the bloody street if it weren't for those Government houses.

[Because he spends all his money drugs like a mature adult.]

Don't you have a job?

Uh. When I show up for it, yeah. Honestly though, love, it's a bit of a conflict of interests these days.

What's the job?

I'm a very fanciful secretary for a law firm.

[Let him just... pose slightly and puff out his chest. Totally looks like secretary material right there.]

Did the government assign you that job?

Hah! No. I never showed up for that shite. I got this one usin' me charm and skills. Feckin' aced that interview, if I do say so meself.

[Speaking of jobs.]

What'd they give you?

An occult investigator of sorts? I have no idea what they were thinking.

Occult, huh? Not after vampires, are yeh?

No, I don't think so. Though maybe I should look into that new city that popped up a while ago.

Ah, they seem harmless enough. Doubt there's anythin' suspicious happenin' in a nuclear city that showed up overnight and worships a spider god.

Edited 2018-12-25 15:01 (UTC)

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