02 ☘ voice

[crassidy]

Alright there, lads and lasses?

[Brightly, followed by a brief slosh of liquid as he slurps something from a bottle.]

Been thinkin' a bit, taxin' as that is on me brain meats. Bout lots of things, really, but uh...

Tomorrow is me big One Twenty-- not as good as the oul Four Twenty but gotta wait another three hundred years for that one, like, so this'll have to do 'til then. I'll be acceptin' donations of the alcoholic and controlled substance variety, or money will do if you're underaged. Might even buy you a pint in return if y'find yourself around Maurtia Falls tomorrow.

Thought it might also be time to get some more poorly planned ink in the process, and I figured. Well. Maybe it'd be less poorly planned if I asked for suggestions from folks first. I'm acceptin' any and all ideas, even the truly shite ones. I mean, Christ, if you've seen me, you'd know I already got a whole lotta bad decisions inked out, doubt you lot could come up with worse. In before someone suggests a knob tat.

Comments

[crassidy]

Jaysus, just rub it in, why dontcha?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'm simply reiterating that I prefer how you do it.

[crassidy]

I wasn't exactly great at it, let's be honest, mate. I'm convenient at most.

[slightlyoffchilt]

It is the precise breed of protection I require. And we had fun, didn't we?

[crassidy]

I dunno if fun is the word I'd be usin' for it. I like spendin' time with you though, when you're not runnin' off.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I had some wounds to fix. They ran rather deeply.

[crassidy]

Oh, I bet you did, you sly fox, you. Vampire blood lust with an extra helping of lust, eh? Don't think I don't know how horny that shite can make yeh.

[slightlyoffchilt]

That seems like an inappropriate assertion to make against my person.

[crassidy]

Is it an inaccurate one, though? C'mon there, fella, I know what it's like. Christ, I've lived with it long enough.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Shall we discuss your vampiric and sexual exploits, then? Is that what we've come to?

[crassidy]

If y'wanna be talkin' 'bout me sex life, mate, we can do.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You seem to be the one riding this conversation.

[crassidy]

Phrasin'.

But alright then, fella, why don't you ride this conversation towards what gift you'll be gettin' me?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Would you consider good advice to be a proper gift?

[crassidy]

Probably no, I got a bad habit of not listenin'. Sounds like you're gonna give it anyways.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well I wouldn't give it without a pretty bow.

[crassidy]

This like some sorta metaphorical bow?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I think you're thinking of a "blow."

[crassidy]

Oh! I'd like some of that, cheers. Nice of you to offer.

[slightlyoffchilt]

There's a catch.

[crassidy]

Of course there is. And your one track mind got it down to some limited options.

[slightlyoffchilt]

How can you indulge if we can't physically be in the same room?

[crassidy]

Y'wanna get physical in the same room, see, knew you had a one track.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Only with an exchange of fluids, nothing more.

[crassidy]

There's fluid of yours I'd drink that ain't blood.