maskormenace | 02 ☘ voice

Alright there, lads and lasses?

[Brightly, followed by a brief slosh of liquid as he slurps something from a bottle.]

Been thinkin' a bit, taxin' as that is on me brain meats. Bout lots of things, really, but uh...

Tomorrow is me big One Twenty-- not as good as the oul Four Twenty but gotta wait another three hundred years for that one, like, so this'll have to do 'til then. I'll be acceptin' donations of the alcoholic and controlled substance variety, or money will do if you're underaged. Might even buy you a pint in return if y'find yourself around Maurtia Falls tomorrow.

Thought it might also be time to get some more poorly planned ink in the process, and I figured. Well. Maybe it'd be less poorly planned if I asked for suggestions from folks first. I'm acceptin' any and all ideas, even the truly shite ones. I mean, Christ, if you've seen me, you'd know I already got a whole lotta bad decisions inked out, doubt you lot could come up with worse. In before someone suggests a knob tat.

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I would have pegged you as more of The Situation type but Vinny is good. Oh they are so dumb but it was one of those things you can't look away.

Christ, you're not wrong there, love a bit of The Situation. Forgettin' 'bout the Shore for a second though, I really see meself as more of a Honey Boo Boo.

Fork, you would be such a great Honey Boo Boo. Can you do her voice?

Can I do an impression of a little girl? Surprisingly not really, no.

Hey, some people are really good at things like that.

But you'll have the channel your best Honey Boo Boo when we go out.

Y'got yourself a deal there, love.

[And then he tries his very best to at least does some semblance of the Honey Boo Boo southern accent. It's not great, but it's an attempt:] My special juice is gonna help me win!

[There is a moment before she cracked up laughing, clapping her hands.]

I forking love you. This is gonna be so much fun.

Ah, we'll have a bloody good craic, I think.

What sorta location we thinkin' for such a momentous occasion? I love a good dive bar meself.

Love dive bars.

The fancy places tend to look down on me flashing my boobs for free drinks. Get all uptight about indecent exposure and such.

I love a boob flash! Those fancy gits just don't know how to have a good time.

Right? If you're hot and have good boobs, show them off.

Fancy ash-holes are missing out.

I've put plenty of me own bits on display for a free drink, I tell ya. Always worth it.

Same! It helps to be hot- I can flash something and/or bang the bartender and boom free drinks.

Oh, bangin' the the bartender, that's always a good one if you can get it. Cleared a few tabs with that one.

Banging the bartender has saved me a lot of money. Same with having nice boobs.

Alright, well I at least expect a boob flash for free drinks when we go out. Failin' that I'm sure I can find some rich fella to con outta his well earned cash.

That I can do. I can't wait to see how you work.

Poorly without drinks on the go.

I have a feeling we're gonna have a great night.

You bet. You more of a coke or a weed kinda gal?

Weed, but only the good stuff.

I only got the good stuff, don't worry there.

Good cause otherwise I would be disappointed.

But I can trust you to bring the good stuff, none of that stuff with seeds in it.

Pfft, 'course not. Though I do know of these good brownies with nuts and seeds and that in 'em. Quite potent.

Holy shirtballs, bring those too, those sound great.

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