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[bat_daughter]

[There's a stack of thick books next to her and a mug of coffee, and a look somewhere between exhaustion and boredom in her eyes. Helena has obviously been busy reading.]

Over thirty years of law to catch up on, plus an entirely different world history to go with it. I must have been crazy to think I could catch up on it in a snap.

If only my Columbia professors could see me now.

Still. Need to remember why I'm doing this. So I can put my legal skills back to use.

Anybody else face any career challenges when they got here?

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[batburgers]

What she said. Who knows who will show up next. I'm hoping for the Stabby Robin.

[bat_daughter]

"Stabby Robin?"

[batburgers]

Yeah, Damian Wayne. He's Bruce's son with Talia al Ghul. Likes swords and knives.

[bat_daughter]

Talia? I don't know who that is.

[Interesting, though. A biological child among all the adopted ones, one who wasn't her.]

[batburgers]

Probably wouldn't if he's been with your mom as long as he has. He didn't even ask Selina to marry him until a few months ago. Damian's thirteen already.

Ever heard of Ra's al Ghul?

[bat_daughter]

That's... Arabic. The... Demon's Head.

I've heard rumors of such a person, but didn't put much stock in them.

[batburgers]

Yeah he's a power hungry environmentalist who also runs a league of international assassins. B trained with the league during his
"tour of duty."

[bat_daughter]

Hrmm. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Not much more strange than anything else.

[batburgers]

Oh he gets strange all right.

[But Jason isn't going to get into Lazarus Pits right now.]

But when Bruce and Selina tie the knot, it's more likely you'll be Damian's little sister if you end up existing at all.

[bat_daughter]

Your Bruce and Selina are getting married?

[batburgers]

Yeah, he finally proposed months ago. Supposed to be getting married in the summer. Which makes you the little sister from 30 years in the past.

[bat_daughter]

[She pinched the bridge of her nose.]

I think I have a headache from following that.

[batburgers]

Yeah, it takes some getting used to. I showed up with a Bruce who had amnesia and everyone else from alternate universes. It was great.

[You can tell from his voice not great it was.]

[bat_daughter]

I'm not completely unused to other Batmen and the like... I've met the Batman, Robin, Batwoman, and Batgirl of Earth-One... but you throw all that in... sheesh.

[batburgers]

Yeah, this place is a real shit show, but we don't get a say in it.

[bat_daughter]

Insanity squared, for sure.