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[you_tried]

[ Hello, ImPorts! Did you miss this stupid face? ]

And Booster Gold is back! Ta-daaaa! You're welcome. It's like the universe knew I needed to work on my tan.

So, what wacky Cold War shenanigans did I miss? Communism: still a thing? Grease: accurate? Dr. Strangelove: too accurate? Anyone get their very own flying car yet? What about hoverboards? Did the Justice League show up and save everyone while I was gone? No? You don't say. In that case, poodle skirts: in or out? I'm asking for a friend.

[ Alternate universes and time travel: mostly just getting boring. Been there, done that, got the leather jacket. Eyyy. ]

Or, y'know, whatever else you think is pertinent and/or interesting information. Feel free to wow me.

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[alofts]

Children were kidnapped under the pretense of a summer camp then forced to fight for their lives. And on the heels of that a group is opening a school taking in younger imPorts who couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a map let alone navigate their new abilities. Might look like we're amassing outside the scope of the United State government, might now. It's that's pertinent after dog skirts.

[ He's fun at parties. ]

permavideo because he likes his face

[you_tried]

So you're not wowed by the malt shops.

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[alofts]

Germinated anything tastes like shit.

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[setright]

You been here before? Don't remember vacations being listed in the brochure.

permavid

[you_tried]

Less of a vacation, more of an involuntary-but-appreciated semi-permanent departure.

likewise!

[setright]

That true? They drag you off kicking and screaming?

permavideo because why not

[moded]

[Did someone say Justice League?]

Shenanigans; uh, the Colorado thing most everyone else can explain better than me communism is definitely still a thing haven't seen that one yet dude going way too retro what's Dr. Strangelove? again no idea on flying cars and ugh having a hoverboard would be so crash I wish because then things would make more sense what's a poodle skirt?

[He's so helpful]

[you_tried]

[ !!! A tiny chatterbox he kind of sort of vaguely knows !!! ]

Kiiiiii— Impulse! [ nice save ] Long time no see. Probably.

[ Smooth. Always so on top of this stuff, Booster Gold. ]

[moded]

[Booster Gold you are the first person here who actually recognizes him. This makes you his new favorite person. For at least the next five minutes.]

No no no, more like long time never see, at least on my end. [Is this how everyone else feels around him? It's probably how everyone else feels around him.] That's so crash! Never met someone I didn't know who actually knows me are you with the League? I mean, doi, you're asking about the League so of course you're with the League. [... well] Uh- Probably with the League, right?

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[runningstart]

Wait wait, so you were here before and you remember everything too? Okay, how uncommon is it for someone to forget all the crap they went through here when they show up next?

[you_tried]

What do I look like, an amnesiologist?

[runningstart]

A) That's not a real job position.
B) The question was rhetorical, dude.

[walkingballpit]

Yes, never was, I hope not, I wish, I really wish, the who? I'm not feeling particularly saved.

I haven't seen any skirts with poodles, but that whole tight top/puffy skirt look is totally in. I'm digging it.

Other pertinent information: I have it on questionable authority that Disney gives imPorts discounts, and another imPort has developed a craft beer that comes in tiiiiiiiny bottles that grow to full size when it is chilled just right.

[you_tried]

Ah, now this man is speaking my language! I could go for a teeny tiny beer at Disneyland.

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[khajidont]

Oh, so now you show up.

[He totally called you from prison the day you poofed, dude! Way to let a guy down.]

Nice entrance, though. Very flashy.

[you_tried]

What, did I miss something important?

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[smarterthandad]

Hi, Mr. Gold.

[Val is a little worried about his ability to not get himself killed during day-to-day activities so she's checking in.]

[you_tried]

How's it going, kid? You solve world hunger yet? Become the CEO of your own business? Put a man on the surface of Mars, with or without his permission?

[enigmaestro]

Your very good friend appears to have gone missing.

[you_tried]

[ He has a good friend? He could think before he speaks, but no: ]

Say what?

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[boobwindow]

[ No ID printed, but who needs it when you're in costume and the original poster knows both your identities anyway? ]

Where the hell ― [ Ugh, port outs. Right when she needed him.

Not easy to admit. ] Seriously?

[you_tried]

You know me, PG, I'm always serious.

[ ha ha ha. ]

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[parallels]

You left and came back? Where did you go? What do you remember? Any signs or signals?

[This is all said very fast and very directly. Sorry for the intro.]

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[you_tried]

Uh, maybe? What kind of signal?

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[flattens]

[ Whoa whoa, what is this here? Ryan is going to actually pause over this doppelganger shit going on right now. So you're the one who raided his closet! You should have stolen the cape too, man! ]

Don't know shit about poodle skirts, but I can dig this style yo!

[ Blue, gold, handsome, blond, built like a line-backer? All these things are relevant to his interests. ]