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[the_horror]

[the video feed shows off a young looking man that had to be like 17 even though he was almost 30. Good Asian genes maybe. Or time fuckery, more likely. Ben was outside a bar, a neon sign flickering above him.]

Okay, this is getting ridiculous.

Hello everyone, me and my brother need some help. We live in Jeopardy but we’re willing to go to whichever city has a bar that welcomes imPorts of all ages.

Seriously, we’ve got some age problems going on here.

If you can just give me the name and location of a bar that isn’t going to turn a 13 year old looking guy and myself away, that would be amazing.

If it’s an ImPort owned bar, that would be even better. Might as well support our own kind.

Comments

[the_horror]

See, that's a problem. I died at 17 but have been around for over a decade. When I got here I was back to 17, but memories of being 29ish? So... that's just me.

My brother lived to be 50 something but he's stuck in his 13 year old body?

You can see our problem here.

[vanto]

Okay, well. I follow what you're saying and I mean. That kinda sucks that you're stuck like that.

[the_horror]

It does kind of suck. Especially since the old man likes his margaritas.

[vanto]

I'm not opposed to helping you guys out with a drink but.

[the_horror]

But?

[but was never good.]

[vanto]

You might have to convince my boss and there might be a few questions from the other patrons.

[the_horror]

This is why I was looking for a imPort ran bar. I figured they'd understand the strangeness of imPorts. At least, from what I am learning, we're all a bit strange.

[vanto]

My boss is not an import, but he's a good person. So, yeah, I can vouch for you and maybe your brother.

[the_horror]

Maybe we can stick him in a dark corner where no one will see? He'll dress like a old man, I swear.

[vanto]

I think you need people to get used to the idea that he's not a kid.

[the_horror]

Yeah, that might be the trick here. Time. I was just hoping to help him out, but that might be difficult. Thanks though.

[vanto]

I can sneak him a drink disguised as a milkshake meanwhile. Just ask for me at Pour Decisions.

[the_horror]

Hell, that sounds good to me. I'll talk it over with Five and see how he feels. We might have to stop in.

[vanto]

Just... try not to be weird and look too underage, alright?

[the_horror]

I've got good genes. I'm going to look this young for another decade or two. You're asking a lot. But I'll try.

[vanto]

I don't know, try to look. Not casual.

[the_horror]

Wait, isn't "Casual" the term most people WANT to look?

[vanto]

Casual in your case means you look like kids. So, no.

[the_horror]

Gee, thanks.

[vanto]

Hey, I'm trying to help.