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[the_horror]

[the video feed shows off a young looking man that had to be like 17 even though he was almost 30. Good Asian genes maybe. Or time fuckery, more likely. Ben was outside a bar, a neon sign flickering above him.]

Okay, this is getting ridiculous.

Hello everyone, me and my brother need some help. We live in Jeopardy but we’re willing to go to whichever city has a bar that welcomes imPorts of all ages.

Seriously, we’ve got some age problems going on here.

If you can just give me the name and location of a bar that isn’t going to turn a 13 year old looking guy and myself away, that would be amazing.

If it’s an ImPort owned bar, that would be even better. Might as well support our own kind.

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[forkingbullshirt]

[No judgment about giving a 13 year old booze because who didn't get shirtfaced as a teenager?]

Pour Decisions in De Chima is a good place, I go there often.

[vanto]

I work at a bar but I'm obligated to ask for ID. You sure you just look that age and you're older?

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[hellogoodhigh]

Pretty sure we can make some fake ids with my birthdate on it since it's the same for all three of us.

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[grandtheftequine]

How do I have to keep telling people to come to Maurtia Falls for this kind of thing? And here I thought this city had a reputation.

[ This is perhaps not the opinion many people might expect from an elected official who—from the background of his video feed—appears to be currently at work. ]

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[crassidy]

[Have a slightly slurred Irish guy sounding hella positive about the whole ordeal.]

Oh, I can get you lads into some bars, no worries there, plenty of that sort around me home turf, Maurtia Falls. I know all the fellas on the doors 'round that place. Good mates of mine, all of 'em. [No they're not.]

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[justlittle]

There's a Cybertronian bar in Maurtia Falls that recently showed up. They let me in, and I'm seven. I don't know if they would serve you alcohol, but they'll at least let you in.