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[the video feed shows off a young looking man that had to be like 17 even though he was almost 30. Good Asian genes maybe. Or time fuckery, more likely. Ben was outside a bar, a neon sign flickering above him.]

Okay, this is getting ridiculous.

Hello everyone, me and my brother need some help. We live in Jeopardy but we’re willing to go to whichever city has a bar that welcomes imPorts of all ages.

Seriously, we’ve got some age problems going on here.

If you can just give me the name and location of a bar that isn’t going to turn a 13 year old looking guy and myself away, that would be amazing.

If it’s an ImPort owned bar, that would be even better. Might as well support our own kind.

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right? sounds amazing. I want to try it in like a Irish creme blend or something.

screw this, we're making boozy milkshakes, i'm going to the store

You beautiful man. My house or yours?

Five's, clearly, he needs it

He's a margarita man, but I bet he'd be down for this.

fine, fine, we'll get something for the old man too

sounds great. i can let us into Five's place. I'm sure he'll be THRILLED to see us appear out of no where.

yeah no i don't want to get shot
so let's warn the old man

youre no fun. that little brat (said with love) is always jumping in and out of places. serves him right.
though i suppose you make a good point.

texted him! now to wait

five bucks says he says no to milkshakes.
though we still make him one... for reasons

considering he's a 58 year old man without an ounce of joy in his 13 year old body
that's a bet i'm not taking

wise of you, really.

What about Vanya?

Edited 2019-03-15 04:26 (UTC)

things are kinda awkward between us rn
can you ask her?
i don't want her to miss out

Yeah, I got this.
I'm not willing to leave her out of family time just because shit is awkward. it'll heal

thanks bro

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