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[the_horror]

[the video feed shows off a young looking man that had to be like 17 even though he was almost 30. Good Asian genes maybe. Or time fuckery, more likely. Ben was outside a bar, a neon sign flickering above him.]

Okay, this is getting ridiculous.

Hello everyone, me and my brother need some help. We live in Jeopardy but we’re willing to go to whichever city has a bar that welcomes imPorts of all ages.

Seriously, we’ve got some age problems going on here.

If you can just give me the name and location of a bar that isn’t going to turn a 13 year old looking guy and myself away, that would be amazing.

If it’s an ImPort owned bar, that would be even better. Might as well support our own kind.

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[forkingbullshirt]

[No judgment about giving a 13 year old booze because who didn't get shirtfaced as a teenager?]

Pour Decisions in De Chima is a good place, I go there often.

[vanto]

Thanks for the advertising.

[forkingbullshirt]

Any time, dude. You look familiar, we've met before right?

[vanto]

Pretty sure you're a regular at Pour Decisions. I'm the new bartender. Sort of.

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[the_horror]

Cute name, Pour Decisions, huh? They aren't going to have a beef about us looking young are they?

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[forkingbullshirt]

I mean, they never ID me and I still look like a hot 20-year-old so you might be ok.

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[the_horror]

It's just kind of shitty. Just because I died at 17 doesn't mean I didn't live on for another decade.

[vanto]

I work at a bar but I'm obligated to ask for ID. You sure you just look that age and you're older?

[stuckintime]

Sorry, didn't exactly didn't think to update my ID during the apocalypse.

Pretty sure I'm 58.

[vanto]

You look... twelve.

[stuckintime]

Well, I'm not.

This is just what happened as a result of a mathematical error and the space-time continuum having a rather twisted sense of humor.

[the_horror]

See, that's a problem. I died at 17 but have been around for over a decade. When I got here I was back to 17, but memories of being 29ish? So... that's just me.

My brother lived to be 50 something but he's stuck in his 13 year old body?

You can see our problem here.

[vanto]

Okay, well. I follow what you're saying and I mean. That kinda sucks that you're stuck like that.

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[hellogoodhigh]

Pretty sure we can make some fake ids with my birthdate on it since it's the same for all three of us.

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[the_horror]

pretty sure they will assume Five's is a fake ID just looking at him.

I can get away with it? So... yeah, we should look into that.

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[hellogoodhigh]

of course i can always just get drinks for you and five.

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[grandtheftequine]

How do I have to keep telling people to come to Maurtia Falls for this kind of thing? And here I thought this city had a reputation.

[ This is perhaps not the opinion many people might expect from an elected official who—from the background of his video feed—appears to be currently at work. ]

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[the_horror]

[He looked at the gent in the video and tilts his head. Huh.]

We're kind of new and were placed in Jeopardy, which by the way sounds funny when said out loud. Anyhow, the only thing I heard about Maurtia Falls was to stay away from it, which I suppose makes your point about it's reputation.

[grandtheftequine]

See, that's the opposite of the reputation I've been aiming for it to have. Yes, you get can get away with shit more easily here, but that should be the draw.

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[crassidy]

[Have a slightly slurred Irish guy sounding hella positive about the whole ordeal.]

Oh, I can get you lads into some bars, no worries there, plenty of that sort around me home turf, Maurtia Falls. I know all the fellas on the doors 'round that place. Good mates of mine, all of 'em. [No they're not.]

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[the_horror]

[Wow, this guy sounds like he's get along well with Klaus...]

[If only Ben knew.]

Starting to sound like this Maurtia Falls is the place to be.

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[crassidy]

[If only he knew, indeed.]

Precisely why me and me mates moved over there, for sure. We got shoved in Heropa originally, but I couldn't be dealin' with all that sun. Maurtia Falls is more my pace, and it's got more than it's fair share of brilliant "ask no questions" bars about.

[A brief but thoughtful pause as he thinks to add;] Although, you fellas got your real age written on them folders they give us on arrival? Might be able to use them, y'know.

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[justlittle]

There's a Cybertronian bar in Maurtia Falls that recently showed up. They let me in, and I'm seven. I don't know if they would serve you alcohol, but they'll at least let you in.

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[the_horror]

See, getting in isn't really a problem. So far places have been find with us coming in, it's the buying drinks that throw the wrench into the works. But, dude, you're seven? Why are you even going into bars?

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[justlittle]

I didn't go there to drink. I just wanted to know why it was there suddenly.