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[ Finn waves at the video and immediately gets down to business. ]

So, Archie and I have been talking and we’re wanting to get the, uh- Heal Squad? [ He glances off screen then looks back. ] We want to get the Heal Squad together again. Basically, we want it to be a group of imPorts with healing abilities that can get together in case there’s a crisis. So, if you have an ability like that or if you have any medical knowledge at all, we’d be interested in… getting together?

[ He looks off camera again. ] Archie, I have no idea what I’m doing.

[do you think there will be some actual advice, from archie’s end? oh, no. he’s still slightly off camera, and a party horn suddenly blows, hitting finn lightly in the face. archie leans in, still blowing it, big grin on his face.]

That makes two of us, ha! Right, so, some of you might remember when our dearly exPorted Magnus Chase had the idea to gather the imPorts who can actually and are willing to use their healing powers. Be they Porter given or otherwise. Finn an’ I figured that it would probably be an idea to throw that back together, given the constantly rotating nature of this shitshow.

[he gives a big cheesy thumbs up at the camera.] So the plan is the same as before, sound off if you have a power and you’re willing to help, keep this broadcast bookmarked for the names that’ll be noted down that you know you can call if you want ‘em for any reason rather than using the medical services here, and sign a legal document acknowledging none of us are actually doctors! Foggy, that one’s for you!

[ Finn, after jumping and scrubbing at his eyes because of the sudden party horn, now smiles at the camera almost like he’s holding back a laugh. He waves again. ] If there’s any more legal stuff we should look into, feel free to let us know. Thanks, everyone.

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I mean, it's probably safer if I know who can do it without contact. I'll still give you a call if I need to, but it might be good to know who can heal me without risking needing a healer themselves.

[he tents his fingers.]

Please tell me now that you have a boyfriend you are less likely to go after angry gods with a crobar.

That depends. In this hypothetical scenario, is he safe at home, or is he in danger because of these angry gods?

[rubbing his temple:] Let's say he's in an equal amount of danger everyone else is, yourself included.

I don't know. I just...I can't stand just hiding out somewhere while people are being killed. I'd rather do something more productive than going after gods with a crowbar, since apparently gods are a lot more powerful than I anticipated, but I don't want to just sit at home and wait and hope someone doesn't come for me.

You know there's a midway point, right? You don't have to sit at home and do nothing but you also don't have to try and take the threat down yourself.

There is? Huh. I honestly didn't think of doing...whatever option C was. I guess just damage control for the stuff the gods were doing without actually confronting them? I don't know.

You know, like... working with other people? Not runnin' off on your own?

[that's what he did, and he ended up waking up an angry god back home!]

Oh.

It honestly didn't occur to me that that was an option.

[it takes a lot of effort to not look too exasperated on camera. it's anger born of worry, for sure.]

Well... does it now?

Yeah, it does now.

Good! Glad to hear it. Don't forget that other people will be affected if you get hurt. Think of poor Finn.

Yeah...I'll try to keep that in mind.

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