002; VIDEO

[hatejakku]

[ Finn waves at the video and immediately gets down to business. ]

So, Archie and I have been talking and we’re wanting to get the, uh- Heal Squad? [ He glances off screen then looks back. ] We want to get the Heal Squad together again. Basically, we want it to be a group of imPorts with healing abilities that can get together in case there’s a crisis. So, if you have an ability like that or if you have any medical knowledge at all, we’d be interested in… getting together?

[ He looks off camera again. ] Archie, I have no idea what I’m doing.

[do you think there will be some actual advice, from archie’s end? oh, no. he’s still slightly off camera, and a party horn suddenly blows, hitting finn lightly in the face. archie leans in, still blowing it, big grin on his face.]

That makes two of us, ha! Right, so, some of you might remember when our dearly exPorted Magnus Chase had the idea to gather the imPorts who can actually and are willing to use their healing powers. Be they Porter given or otherwise. Finn an’ I figured that it would probably be an idea to throw that back together, given the constantly rotating nature of this shitshow.

[he gives a big cheesy thumbs up at the camera.] So the plan is the same as before, sound off if you have a power and you’re willing to help, keep this broadcast bookmarked for the names that’ll be noted down that you know you can call if you want ‘em for any reason rather than using the medical services here, and sign a legal document acknowledging none of us are actually doctors! Foggy, that one’s for you!

[ Finn, after jumping and scrubbing at his eyes because of the sudden party horn, now smiles at the camera almost like he’s holding back a laugh. He waves again. ] If there’s any more legal stuff we should look into, feel free to let us know. Thanks, everyone.

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[killtime]

[ Dryly: ]

Thanks, but I'm married.

[flightforfreedom]

And I love him too!!

[ He's getting higher pitched as he goes. Why did he say that stupid shit in the first place!!! ]

[h2no]

[banging his head on closest table]

[killtime]

Really? I'm starting to think you have a type.

[flightforfreedom]

Yeah! I do! Good people who are awesome, that's who I like!

[ Poe's a little flustered. ]

[killtime]

I was thinking more "tall, dark, and handsome."

[flightforfreedom]

[ Throwing his hands up. ]

But Rex is blonde!!

[ This is clearly the take-away here. ]

[killtime]

You're really not making a convincing case here, Dameron.

[flightforfreedom]

That's because I don't know what the hell case I'm trying to make.

[ At least he can admit when he's an idiot. ]

My point is, you guys are awesome, can we move on now.

[killtime]

[ With a hint of amusement maybe: ]

Why? At least one of us is having fun.

[flightforfreedom]

We're moving on.

[killtime]

You sure? Nobody else you want to declare your undying love for while we're at it?

[flightforfreedom]

[ Ugh!! ]

Let me live, Andy.

[ct_7567]

[ What in the hell is --

Oh, Poe. The man got flustered and started spewing the first thing that popped into his head, didn't he? ]

You know you don't have to rise to the bait every time someone lays it in front of you, right?

[flightforfreedom]

Or maybe Andy could stop trying to bait me!

[ Throwing his hands up. ]

[h2no]

He has a point, Poe.

[flightforfreedom]

I'm not ashamed of my feelings!!

[h2no]

Not even close to the point?

[flightforfreedom]

Oh, is that the sound of this conversation ending I hear? Ah, yes, it is!

[ HANGING THE FUCK UP ON YOU AGAIN, ARCHIE. ]

[ct_7567]

It means she likes you. You should be flattered.

[flightforfreedom]

She also hit on my mom through me yesterday, so I think I'm allowed to be half flattered and half frustrated.

[ct_7567]

[ His brow twitches. ]

How does that work?

[flightforfreedom]

[ Oh.

Oh, wait, shit, was he about to get Andy in trouble?

Shit, abort, abort-- ]

Pretty sure she was just messing with me. Like you said, bait and all that. [ He was so done with this post? This entire post was a nightmare. ]

[killtime]

Babe, don't stroke his ego.

[ct_7567]

I wouldn't have to clarify if you didn't --

[ Wait. The look of incomprehension spreading across his face is one instance in which the similarities between him and 622 are uncanny, even considering the whole clone thing. He looks puzzled. He is puzzled. ]

Babe?