hatejakku: (explaining)
Finn ([personal profile] hatejakku) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2019-03-18 05:49 pm

002; VIDEO

[ Finn waves at the video and immediately gets down to business. ]

So, Archie and I have been talking and we’re wanting to get the, uh- Heal Squad? [ He glances off screen then looks back. ] We want to get the Heal Squad together again. Basically, we want it to be a group of imPorts with healing abilities that can get together in case there’s a crisis. So, if you have an ability like that or if you have any medical knowledge at all, we’d be interested in… getting together?

[ He looks off camera again. ] Archie, I have no idea what I’m doing.

[do you think there will be some actual advice, from archie’s end? oh, no. he’s still slightly off camera, and a party horn suddenly blows, hitting finn lightly in the face. archie leans in, still blowing it, big grin on his face.]

That makes two of us, ha! Right, so, some of you might remember when our dearly exPorted Magnus Chase had the idea to gather the imPorts who can actually and are willing to use their healing powers. Be they Porter given or otherwise. Finn an’ I figured that it would probably be an idea to throw that back together, given the constantly rotating nature of this shitshow.

[he gives a big cheesy thumbs up at the camera.] So the plan is the same as before, sound off if you have a power and you’re willing to help, keep this broadcast bookmarked for the names that’ll be noted down that you know you can call if you want ‘em for any reason rather than using the medical services here, and sign a legal document acknowledging none of us are actually doctors! Foggy, that one’s for you!

[ Finn, after jumping and scrubbing at his eyes because of the sudden party horn, now smiles at the camera almost like he’s holding back a laugh. He waves again. ] If there’s any more legal stuff we should look into, feel free to let us know. Thanks, everyone.
solarcharged: (44)

[personal profile] solarcharged 2019-04-05 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh. That was... easier than he thought it would be. OH WELL. ]

Who else said you should wear a nurse costume, out of curiosity?
h2no: (stab a bitch with the beard)

[personal profile] h2no 2019-04-05 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[the power of a thot]

Adachi. I think he wanted one that would show off my muscles. He's no good at hiding it.
solarcharged: (23)

[personal profile] solarcharged 2019-04-05 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
What muscles are those then?

[ look at his innocent expression! the innocent expression on the man made of 100+ kilograms of solid muscle!! ]
h2no: (fluff)

[personal profile] h2no 2019-04-05 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
The ones I'm flexing on you by not fallin' for that faux-macho crap. Look at me go! They're huge!

[weird flex but ok]
h2no: (u son of a bitch)

[personal profile] h2no 2019-04-05 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Th--they're all natural, anyway!

[nope still fell for it.]
solarcharged: (61)

[personal profile] solarcharged 2019-04-05 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Apollo gives the video feed a mock-unimpressed look of pious disregard. ]

I think you could do with eating more spinach, Archie. Grow yourself some real muscles.
h2no: (DNW)

[personal profile] h2no 2019-04-05 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[archie had a boyfriend who was taller than apollo. and more muscular. and yet he has not, until this moment, even surrounded by many people who are taller than him at his small 5'7" stature, has he ever feLT SO SHORT AND SMALL.]

I--I eat plenty of spinach! Untold amounts!
solarcharged: (40)

[personal profile] solarcharged 2019-04-06 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Archie, you mustn't make bullying you this amusing. It isn't good for you. ]

Right. Sure.
h2no: (shit!!!!!!!!!!!)

[personal profile] h2no 2019-04-06 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Y--

[god he's falling so bad for all this]

You're not even that big!!
solarcharged: (04)

[personal profile] solarcharged 2019-04-06 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Err excuse me ]

Compared to what?
h2no: (hfff)

[personal profile] h2no 2019-04-06 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[shit]

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! THE LINE-- THE LINE'S BREAKING! OH NOOOOOO[click]