5055034455: 3x02 (smile like you mean it)
Saul Goodman ([personal profile] 5055034455) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-09-03 09:04 am

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[Good morning, Heropa. Greeting you today is a man with a bright smile and an even brighter shirt — aqua, with a tie that seems to match only in theory — and a look in his eye that twinkles with confidence and certainty. Yes, here is a man who is not at all questioning this place and its motives; here is a man who is totally okay with the situation in which he's found himself; here is a man who is a very good, very convincing faker.]

Greetings and salutations, fellow ImPorts! Allow me to introduce myself: Saul Goodman, attorney at law and soon-to-be judge. I want you all to be able to think of me as a resource — as someone whose purpose here is to assist where and when I can, at least as far as legal issues are concerned. For consultation purposes only, though; I won't... uh, really have the time to open my own practice here, unfortunately.

[And that does seem like something that upsets him, but he allows that emotion in for all of two seconds before dismissing it and focusing back on sounding genuine and honest. Which he is, to some degree. It's just... kind of rare, is all. But this is what happens when you don't want to upset your kidnappers: You do what you think you have to.]

Anyway, I'm gonna have to spend some time catching up on what's actually going on in this place, legally and politically speaking. There are other lawyers and legal professional-types around, right? We should chat. Oh, and for all you daytime TV-watchers —

[THERE THEY ARE. THE FINGERGUNS.]

Get used to seeing this face.
hackitude: eyebrows raised, informative (but you've given me the wheel)

[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-03 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. The randomly attacked part is easy enough to explain. It's pretty much common knowledge. Most of the time we're fine, but occasionally when large groups of imPorts get together... something goes wrong. People get kidnapped. Terrorist bombings. Robot killer sharks show up on the beach. That kind of stuff. It's... not totally clear whether it's people in the US or outside of it who are responsible, but either way, someone out there has it out for us.
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[personal profile] proteus 2014-09-03 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She is good at this game. ]

And here I was expecting to come out of this with a free sign to put out on my yard.
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[personal profile] proteus 2014-09-03 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Sir, I will wear literally any t-shirt sold at the price of free.

[ Standards. ]
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[personal profile] abadidea 2014-09-03 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, this guy's a special snowflake, isn't he? He can't really be okay with all this, can he? Maybe so. Maybe he's prepared for it. Who knows? People come from all sorts of places around here.

Isaac can be helpful, though!
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I've met a few lawyers around here, yeah. ImPorts, too.
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[personal profile] abadidea 2014-09-03 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, three come to mind. Phoenix Wright, Miles Edgeworth, and a guy who goes by Godot.

[He looks a little annoyed that Godot never gave him a surname, but what are ya gonna do, right?]
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[personal profile] screenplays 2014-09-03 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what's normally on TV during the day. Soaps, crime shows, and Maury.

[ SQUINTING. ]

Like Judge Judy?
hackitude: informative, smug (some people you can never please)

[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-03 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Supposedly to be superheroes.

But surprise surprise, I haven't seen a lot of that going around.
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[personal profile] proteus 2014-09-03 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She will literally eat you. ]

Have to admit that I do enjoy being on the tippy-top of things.
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[personal profile] proteus 2014-09-03 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She set herself up for that one and knew damn well what she was doing. ]

Anything for a free t-shirt. Put 'Bader' in permanent marker on the inside of the collar, please and thank you.
hackitude: eyebrows raised, informative (but you've given me the wheel)

[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-03 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
No way. There's a reason why real heroes are so rare. You can't just... give someone a super power and tell them to go out there and be a hero of justice. Most people would rather just live their own life. Do their own thing.
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[personal profile] proteus 2014-09-03 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Pump the brakes while you're ahead. ]

Cheaper than Goodwiil.
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[personal profile] proteus 2014-09-03 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a restrictive diet.

[ /shitty vampire humor. ]

But I am free this Friday.

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