5055034455: 3x02 (smile like you mean it)
Saul Goodman ([personal profile] 5055034455) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-09-03 09:04 am

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[Good morning, Heropa. Greeting you today is a man with a bright smile and an even brighter shirt — aqua, with a tie that seems to match only in theory — and a look in his eye that twinkles with confidence and certainty. Yes, here is a man who is not at all questioning this place and its motives; here is a man who is totally okay with the situation in which he's found himself; here is a man who is a very good, very convincing faker.]

Greetings and salutations, fellow ImPorts! Allow me to introduce myself: Saul Goodman, attorney at law and soon-to-be judge. I want you all to be able to think of me as a resource — as someone whose purpose here is to assist where and when I can, at least as far as legal issues are concerned. For consultation purposes only, though; I won't... uh, really have the time to open my own practice here, unfortunately.

[And that does seem like something that upsets him, but he allows that emotion in for all of two seconds before dismissing it and focusing back on sounding genuine and honest. Which he is, to some degree. It's just... kind of rare, is all. But this is what happens when you don't want to upset your kidnappers: You do what you think you have to.]

Anyway, I'm gonna have to spend some time catching up on what's actually going on in this place, legally and politically speaking. There are other lawyers and legal professional-types around, right? We should chat. Oh, and for all you daytime TV-watchers —

[THERE THEY ARE. THE FINGERGUNS.]

Get used to seeing this face.

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[personal profile] redhairring 2014-09-03 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well then, Freddie just flashes the camera a big griiiiin because hey there new friends. ]

In that case, pleasure to meet you Saul. I'm Freddie Lounds, imPort journalist. You'll have to tell me when your show's on so I can catch it.

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[personal profile] redhairring 2014-09-03 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Why don't you see for yourself. I've got a fairly popular website here: Tattlecrime Heropa. I've currently got a multipart expose written up about a terrible incident that happened in Colorado a few months ago.

[ if Saul were to goggle Tattlecrime Heropa, he'd see STRAIGHT OFF that it is 100% tabloid trash ]

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[personal profile] redhairring 2014-09-03 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Freddie is a lady of utter class and terrible name choices. ]

In an ideal world, I wouldn't. But Heropa's a little less grisly than Baltimore back home. I'm sure I can squeeze in a fluff piece somewhere.

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[personal profile] redhairring 2014-09-03 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. Home of the FBI and home of more serial killers than you would expect.

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[personal profile] redhairring 2014-09-04 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
You have no idea.

I'd love to tell you some more about it, though. Maybe over a drink?

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[personal profile] redhairring 2014-09-04 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm free pretty much every evening.

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[personal profile] redhairring 2014-09-05 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Especially tomorrow evening. I've got a place in mind if you want to meet up there.

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[personal profile] redhairring 2014-09-07 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's located at [ insert address here ] As for the time, how does eight pm work?

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[personal profile] redhairring 2014-09-07 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
See you then.