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maskormenace2014-09-03 09:04 am
5055034455) wrote in maskormenace2014-09-03 09:04 am
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- abigail hobbs | n/a,
- knock out | n/a,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † bader | n/a,
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- † brenda del vecchio | n/a,
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- † ira gamagori | n/a,
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- † jimmy mcgill | saul goodman,
- † joel | n/a,
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- † olivier armstrong | ice queen,
- † oswald cobblepot | the penguin,
- † thundercracker | josh boyfriend,
- † valeria richards | n/a,
- † will graham | wolf trap
001 | video
[Good morning, Heropa. Greeting you today is a man with a bright smile and an even brighter shirt — aqua, with a tie that seems to match only in theory — and a look in his eye that twinkles with confidence and certainty. Yes, here is a man who is not at all questioning this place and its motives; here is a man who is totally okay with the situation in which he's found himself; here is a man who is a very good, very convincing faker.]
Greetings and salutations, fellow ImPorts! Allow me to introduce myself: Saul Goodman, attorney at law and soon-to-be judge. I want you all to be able to think of me as a resource — as someone whose purpose here is to assist where and when I can, at least as far as legal issues are concerned. For consultation purposes only, though; I won't... uh, really have the time to open my own practice here, unfortunately.
[And that does seem like something that upsets him, but he allows that emotion in for all of two seconds before dismissing it and focusing back on sounding genuine and honest. Which he is, to some degree. It's just... kind of rare, is all. But this is what happens when you don't want to upset your kidnappers: You do what you think you have to.]
Anyway, I'm gonna have to spend some time catching up on what's actually going on in this place, legally and politically speaking. There are other lawyers and legal professional-types around, right? We should chat. Oh, and for all you daytime TV-watchers —
[THERE THEY ARE. THE FINGERGUNS.]
Get used to seeing this face.
Greetings and salutations, fellow ImPorts! Allow me to introduce myself: Saul Goodman, attorney at law and soon-to-be judge. I want you all to be able to think of me as a resource — as someone whose purpose here is to assist where and when I can, at least as far as legal issues are concerned. For consultation purposes only, though; I won't... uh, really have the time to open my own practice here, unfortunately.
[And that does seem like something that upsets him, but he allows that emotion in for all of two seconds before dismissing it and focusing back on sounding genuine and honest. Which he is, to some degree. It's just... kind of rare, is all. But this is what happens when you don't want to upset your kidnappers: You do what you think you have to.]
Anyway, I'm gonna have to spend some time catching up on what's actually going on in this place, legally and politically speaking. There are other lawyers and legal professional-types around, right? We should chat. Oh, and for all you daytime TV-watchers —
[THERE THEY ARE. THE FINGERGUNS.]
Get used to seeing this face.
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Don't you have to be elected for that?
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That depends entirely on the jurisdiction and the judgeship. Judges can be appointed, too.
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And here I was expecting to come out of this with a free sign to put out on my yard.
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[He might seem like a sleazy politician, but that'd just be so much work. Saul might have had the stamina and ambition for that sort of thing once upon a time; now, though? No way, no thank you.]
But I'll make sure you get some show swag once it's on the air. A t-shirt or somethin'.
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[ Standards. ]
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Then I'll stick your name at the tippy-top of my list.
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Have to admit that I do enjoy being on the tippy-top of things.
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That's good to know.
[Yeaaaaaahhhhh.
Didn't make a sex joke.
but there is the fact that he's smirking in a way that kind of suggests his mind is elsewhere right now o o p s]
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Anything for a free t-shirt. Put 'Bader' in permanent marker on the inside of the collar, please and thank you.
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You really like free stuff, huh?
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Cheaper than Goodwiil.
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How about a free dinner?
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[ /shitty vampire humor. ]
But I am free this Friday.
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ACT COOL, GOODMAN.
He smiles.]
This Friday it is. Your choice — I have no idea what's good around here and what isn't.
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[ She doesn't eat but she tries to remember the names of the more upscale restaurants when someone is this stupid ]
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Oh, right. Florida.]
Great. What time?
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Buyer picks.
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[shit he
needs a car now doesn't he]
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[ Now who's the cheap date. ]
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