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maskormenace2014-09-03 09:04 am
5055034455) wrote in maskormenace2014-09-03 09:04 am
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- † ira gamagori | n/a,
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001 | video
[Good morning, Heropa. Greeting you today is a man with a bright smile and an even brighter shirt — aqua, with a tie that seems to match only in theory — and a look in his eye that twinkles with confidence and certainty. Yes, here is a man who is not at all questioning this place and its motives; here is a man who is totally okay with the situation in which he's found himself; here is a man who is a very good, very convincing faker.]
Greetings and salutations, fellow ImPorts! Allow me to introduce myself: Saul Goodman, attorney at law and soon-to-be judge. I want you all to be able to think of me as a resource — as someone whose purpose here is to assist where and when I can, at least as far as legal issues are concerned. For consultation purposes only, though; I won't... uh, really have the time to open my own practice here, unfortunately.
[And that does seem like something that upsets him, but he allows that emotion in for all of two seconds before dismissing it and focusing back on sounding genuine and honest. Which he is, to some degree. It's just... kind of rare, is all. But this is what happens when you don't want to upset your kidnappers: You do what you think you have to.]
Anyway, I'm gonna have to spend some time catching up on what's actually going on in this place, legally and politically speaking. There are other lawyers and legal professional-types around, right? We should chat. Oh, and for all you daytime TV-watchers —
[THERE THEY ARE. THE FINGERGUNS.]
Get used to seeing this face.
Greetings and salutations, fellow ImPorts! Allow me to introduce myself: Saul Goodman, attorney at law and soon-to-be judge. I want you all to be able to think of me as a resource — as someone whose purpose here is to assist where and when I can, at least as far as legal issues are concerned. For consultation purposes only, though; I won't... uh, really have the time to open my own practice here, unfortunately.
[And that does seem like something that upsets him, but he allows that emotion in for all of two seconds before dismissing it and focusing back on sounding genuine and honest. Which he is, to some degree. It's just... kind of rare, is all. But this is what happens when you don't want to upset your kidnappers: You do what you think you have to.]
Anyway, I'm gonna have to spend some time catching up on what's actually going on in this place, legally and politically speaking. There are other lawyers and legal professional-types around, right? We should chat. Oh, and for all you daytime TV-watchers —
[THERE THEY ARE. THE FINGERGUNS.]
Get used to seeing this face.
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[Figure out if a hooker is legal???
Saul opens his mouth, shuts it.]
I guess it's just a social thing. [He waves a hand, dismissing the subject.]
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I feel properly discerning age could come in handy on many occasions- but yes, also socially. You are not the first to be alarmed by my age.
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That too.]
"Alarmed" is a strong word. But hey, take that as a compliment — means you look wise beyond your years. I bet no one ever asks for your ID in bars, huh?
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[Get with it.]
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So he just nods, smiling approvingly.
Doing so hurts his face.]
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[Yeah, fine, whatever.
Saul is a man of the law, technically. He just happens to see a lot of aspects of "the law" as one big joke.]
Doing something just because you think you can get away with it is what landed most of my clients in my office in the first place.
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Lawyer's are there for many reasons, but saying it in such a way would mean you're openly admitting to assisting criminals walk the streets. This is where being a good judge of character is involved.
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[Or Saul calls a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy...]
I like to think it all balances out, in the end.
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[There you go, Saul, not digging yourself in a deeper hole now.]
You are a noble man for finding proper punishments that will help your clients better themselves and their future decisions.
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He preens a little when he hears the word "noble." Gamagori's right — he is noble for attempting to do that! When he actually... attempts to do that...
And isn't, like.
Helping psychopaths poison children.
Or anything like that.]
Aw, shucks. Thanks.