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[hellosirs]

[ Angus takes a deep breath, adjusts his bowtie, and straightens his vest as the video starts. He is in 100% Serious Business Mode, and is doing his best to come off as a legit young professional rather than a nerdy kid who looks like he's playing hooky from an old-fashioned private school. ]

Hello Sirs and Ma'ams! My name is Angus McDonald, and - back in my world, at least - I'm the World's Greatest Detective. I know that sounds kinda braggy, but it's the truth, that's literally what other people called me. I guess boy detectives aren't really a thing in this plane, but I'd like to start offering my services here, even if they're in a somewhat limited capacity. I probably can't investigate anything too, um... "murder-y", for legal reasons, although I have done that before, but I have lots of experience! I used to do consultation work for the local militia, and I specialized in solving crimes, finding information, tracking things down, and resolving missing persons cases.

So! Um.

[ He pauses. He's never really had to advertise himself before (word of mouth did the job back home!), and oh jeez, he hasn't thought of a way to end this broadcast, he has to stick the landing! ]

A-anyway, if... if you need any mysteries solved, or just want something found, please feel free to get in contact! Thank you, goodbye!

[ And click, the transmission is off! Nailed it. ]

Comments

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[nightfallallegro]

Hello Angus. My name is Nightfall, and I'm a hero in training! I was wondering what types of cases you've had in this world and what kinds they will allow you to take part in?

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[hellosirs]

It's nice to meet you, Miss! And, um...

[ Here's where his resume falls short! ]

... Nnnnnot many. The local police department won't really work with me, they have all sorts of hangups about 'child labour laws', and 'endangering minors, even if they are imPorts'. I have sent a couple of tips to their phone lines anonymously, but that's about it.

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[nightfallallegro]

It's such a shame that this world doesn't have the same legal allowances for work with superpowered minors as mine does. I'm looking to work together with others around my age on helping protect the public. If you wouldn't mind, I'm positive your aid would be very helpful! Back home we sometimes had to investigate scenes to know where a criminal was going next, or what their methods were.

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[alreadywon]

What kind of cases have you solved?

[hellosirs]

I've solved several murders, tracked down a serial killer, and resolved a bunch of missing persons cases back home! I was also in a SWAT team once.

I don't exactly have a resume here with me, but if I did, it'd speak for itself!