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[Will the teenage night blogger (apparently?) back at it again. He's just lounging around on the couch in what appears to be pjs, looking every part like he's bored out of his mind.]

So...Summer's almost here. Again--I mean for those of us that have been her for awhile. Question is, what do those of you that go to school do with your summers?

Back home I had camp. All year around, so I never really looked into what to do outside of that.

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[ Angus takes a deep breath, adjusts his bowtie, and straightens his vest as the video starts. He is in 100% Serious Business Mode, and is doing his best to come off as a legit young professional rather than a nerdy kid who looks like he's playing hooky from an old-fashioned private school. ]

Hello Sirs and Ma'ams! My name is Angus McDonald, and - back in my world, at least - I'm the World's Greatest Detective. I know that sounds kinda braggy, but it's the truth, that's literally what other people called me. I guess boy detectives aren't really a thing in this plane, but I'd like to start offering my services here, even if they're in a somewhat limited capacity. I probably can't investigate anything too, um... "murder-y", for legal reasons, although I have done that before, but I have lots of experience! I used to do consultation work for the local militia, and I specialized in solving crimes, finding information, tracking things down, and resolving missing persons cases.

So! Um.

[ He pauses. He's never really had to advertise himself before (word of mouth did the job back home!), and oh jeez, he hasn't thought of a way to end this broadcast, he has to stick the landing! ]

A-anyway, if... if you need any mysteries solved, or just want something found, please feel free to get in contact! Thank you, goodbye!

[ And click, the transmission is off! Nailed it. ]