⚓ Rowdy Pirate Lad ⚓ (
h2no) wrote in
maskormenace2019-06-18 06:04 pm
video - whale whale whale
[archie decided, for this video, that he'll frame it in something that's relatively calming-- for himself, mostly, it's a stressful topic, but he's intensely curious as to the thoughts of other imports. he's sitting at the end of a jetty, his wailmer floating along next to the wood. he has a hand on her as he speaks into the camera, idly rubbing her blubbery skin.]
Yo. So, ah, I guess this ain't really gonna do anything other than confuse me more, but... I gotta know! With the imPorts from my own world, I've come to find out about several branchin' timelines within my own universe. Like... the ones here, but-- it's mostly just one major event that's different, so I was just wonderin'--
[he's cut off suddenly. wailmer groans and he stops, looking to her with clear concern in his face. he looks about to reach out and cut out the video to try again later, but he's interrupted. wailmer has started glowing, in the glow of evolution that only a few people present would even recognise.]
Shit! Wailmer, go out further! You'll take out the jetty! [she whines a little panicky as she continues glowing and archie immediately dives into the water to help her away, then...
she starts growing. massively, exponentially. archie disappears off camera, seeing as he'd balanced it on part of the jetty and wailmer's size has suddenly gone way past the camera resolution. the glow stops after a few seconds and there's just... blue. blue that's moving until a big eye focuses on the camera and what can be seen of a big goofy grin from the giant pokémon.]
WAIIIILOOOORRRRRD!! [she cries out, clearly quite overjoyed at her new form, raising her head slightly and crashing it down in the water enough to create a huge wave that covers the comm camera in water. there's the sound of a thud and a grunt as archie clambers off her dome and back onto the jetty, which evidently survived it.]
Well... that didn't go how I expected. [he says, wiping the water off.] Hold that thought, aye? Guess I'll be out in the ocean with Wailord for a couple days...
Yo. So, ah, I guess this ain't really gonna do anything other than confuse me more, but... I gotta know! With the imPorts from my own world, I've come to find out about several branchin' timelines within my own universe. Like... the ones here, but-- it's mostly just one major event that's different, so I was just wonderin'--
[he's cut off suddenly. wailmer groans and he stops, looking to her with clear concern in his face. he looks about to reach out and cut out the video to try again later, but he's interrupted. wailmer has started glowing, in the glow of evolution that only a few people present would even recognise.]
Shit! Wailmer, go out further! You'll take out the jetty! [she whines a little panicky as she continues glowing and archie immediately dives into the water to help her away, then...
she starts growing. massively, exponentially. archie disappears off camera, seeing as he'd balanced it on part of the jetty and wailmer's size has suddenly gone way past the camera resolution. the glow stops after a few seconds and there's just... blue. blue that's moving until a big eye focuses on the camera and what can be seen of a big goofy grin from the giant pokémon.]
WAIIIILOOOORRRRRD!! [she cries out, clearly quite overjoyed at her new form, raising her head slightly and crashing it down in the water enough to create a huge wave that covers the comm camera in water. there's the sound of a thud and a grunt as archie clambers off her dome and back onto the jetty, which evidently survived it.]
Well... that didn't go how I expected. [he says, wiping the water off.] Hold that thought, aye? Guess I'll be out in the ocean with Wailord for a couple days...

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brb laughing his head off.]
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he raises a hand and flips the camera off.]
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She-- wait, she told you?
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i mean he's also kinda pretentious so
15 years..........old..............
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Good job, idiot!]
...That's one way to flex your Pokémon evolving, dude.
[Because this was obviously staged. Kudos for believability.]
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Aye, because almost gettin' crushed by a Wailord on camera is how I wanted to go! [a beat.] I mean, it wouldn't not be how I wanted to go... listen, I had no idea! Genuinely!
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[he frowns.]
I lost my train of thought... what part?
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That—-
That was awesome!
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[it's half a joke. a swimming pool would have to be about 50ft deep and big to even vaguely hold a wailord.]
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video; un: Julian Delphiki | Bean
Your ball turned into a blimp.
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She sure did! That ain't a bad way to describe Wailord, ha! She can't fly, though.
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Oh, goodness! It's even bigger than before!
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[ she a little confused but she's got the spirit ]
I know of four timelines for my world.
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Really? How'd you find out?
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S-Sir! Are you okay?! Is... is she ok?
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[it takes him a little while to actually get back to the reply, needing to sort himself out with what's going on.]
She's perfectly fine. This is 100% natural for creatures from my world.
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[ That's a big whale! Should humans own giant whales? This feels environmentally damaging, if you ask her, Ms. No Fun Allowed. ]
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This is what I told you about in the aquarium!
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[despite their last conversation being rather disastrous, he doesn't seem any less happy to see her.]
It's called evolution-- it's natural to the beasties from my world! Ah-- I didn't expect it, else I wouldn't have made the video when she did it...
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as I hurriedly cover for a brainfart
LMAO it happens
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i mean is een ur ahimal friends on the itnernet b4
[this will not have been archie's first video.]
the fuck do u have to feed one to make it do taht
does it work on humans
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i didn't feed her anything
this is a natural process called evolution
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[Oh wow.]
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Looks like congratulations are in order.
[He's completely unfazed by the whole thing because... yeah. This happens in the Pokemon world and Wailord is well known as the biggest Pokemon to exist.]
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[he shows absolutely no sign of being annoyed at his attire and location even if he still is. can't really bitch at the guy after having something an emotional breakdown on him, can he?]
You're welcome to come hang out with us after work!
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