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[ Hello, it's your unfriendly neighborhood catgirl again. She's looking at the camera with an incredibly smug look on her face. You just know she's up to something. ]

So... was anybody gonna tell me today is a holiday? No? What's that, you didn't know?

Well, turns out it's a very special day in honor of me. That's right, it's International Cat Day. And, this is just my personal very humble opinion, but I really think to properly celebrate you should all do exactly what I say today.

Just saying, if you love cats, that is definitely what you should do.

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No no no I got this, hear me out:

Trampolines.

Huh? Huuuuuuh?!

Is that supposed to convince me to let you tie a slice of bread onto me and toss me off a building?

[Confidently:]

Yes.

WRONG.

But the trampoline will stop you from dyin', is really fun and lets us repeat the experiment 'coz you bounce up and come back down again. It's all ... sciency that way.