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[batricide]

You know, I've been at this a long time, and the fact that so-called heroes are incapable of basic pattern recognition blows my mind.

[ Damian clicks his tongue, a sharp little tt. Thanks to a brush with some Red Kryptonite he's not being shy about his utter disdain for your average kind of superheroing. ]

How many times does someone have to let monsters go free to service their own conscience and keep this little heroc farce going before they're just as culpable for their crimes? Throw them in the same prison they just busted out of, that's basically just a slap on the wrist. Why is anyone surprised when they just turn around and start killing agan? Anybody could solve the problem at the root, but they don't because that'd just kill their little ego trip.

Really, if you ask me? Some people just deserve to die.

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[hatestrashcans]

Well then you don't have to worry about hugging a Hork-Bajir, because they wouldn't let you.

Now me in morph would, but if you seriously ask to hug the walking razor blades, that's your own fault.

[crassidy]

You in your morph? Whassat?

[hatestrashcans]

I'm a shapeshifter.

I can do Hork-Bajir: The razor blade aliens. So if it's me you ask to hug, I'll just let you and laugh at you. Fair warning.

[crassidy]

You can shapeshift into a razor blade alien? Brilliant. What else can you be?

[hatestrashcans]

Anything if I acquire it first. Right now, I can be about 30 different animals. Dogs, gorilla, polar bear, cheetah, dolphin, bat... you know.

[crassidy]

C-can you do a unicorn?!

[hatestrashcans]

Wait, seriously?

[ Marco's voice is disbelieving. ]

Uh, if they were real and I could touch one, sure.

[crassidy]

Well, obviously they're bloody real. Why wouldn't they be?

[hatestrashcans]

Then sure. If you find one and I touch it, sure.