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ɢʀᴀɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀᴅ | ʜ ʏ ᴅ ʀ ᴀ ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇ. ([personal profile] hydraated) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-09-09 12:58 am

001 > TEXT.

[Ward's throat still feels like shit and a half, but he's managed to process the following. He's no longer in jail (that's a plus), he's got super powers (he's unsure if that's a plus or minus) but he arrived and avoided the network for a few days out of fear of breaking the damn thing. He's decided long since then that he can't let Skye intimidate him.

She's here. And she's been here for awhile. She has home team advantage.

The only problem is they have a record of him. This whole registering thing was crap - what was the point of being given a second chance if he really couldn't leave Grant Ward behind? For the first time he wants to.

So time to test the waters. He's been to the ceremony, he's been sworn in, he's had a dramatic reunion with the woman he'd thought he cared about.]


New arrival here. Roomba salesman and repairman. Anybody else get a completely shit job? I know nothing about Roomba's.

Assuming Roombas here are the vaccuum robots. Y/N?


Also feel like shooting myself in the foot here, but is there some kind of a "so now you have super abilities" support group? Any help or advice appreciated.

[Reading over it two or three times he nods, satisfied that it's not incriminating, that it's blaise enough that even if people decide to ask him questions he can think up enough to talk about without screwing up.

He'd been in worse situations.

His roommates might have noticed that his doorknob on the outside was significantly bent and someone has been closing doors in their apartment very, very quietly.]
hostage: (cramped ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2014-09-09 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm coming over
hackitude: facepalm (you've just driven into fuckville)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not at home right now.
hostage: (lost ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2014-09-09 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
So where are you?
hackitude: unsure, upset, disturbed (being clear gets too much for me)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
In a hotel. I ran into him on my jog, he tried to follow me home. Do you know difficult it is to ditch a trained special agent?

Here's the address.


[She types it up for him.]
hostage: (displeased ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2014-09-09 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
You ran into your Nazi boyfriend while you were on a jog and you didn't even call me?

I'm on my way now

Give that address to Kara too
Edited 2014-09-09 08:43 (UTC)
hackitude: confused, unsure, fed up (by the cracks of the skin)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
He's not my boyfriend.

And I was a little preoccupied at the time. Sorry.
hostage: (overwhelmed ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2014-09-09 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ex yeah sorry

We should of had a system for this
hackitude: unsure, surprised, disturbed (thought that you were driving)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't actually think he was going to show up!

He's supposed to be IN JAIL.
hackitude: disturbed, nope (it’s not worth it to push)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
And technically he's like. NOT EVEN my ex. We were never even dating. We were teammates, he was the officer in charge of my training. And we kissed like TWICE and maybe we were going to be a thing but then he turned out to be a crazy psychopathic murderer.
hostage: (clarifying ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2014-09-09 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
It's cool babe you don't have to explain it to me

Whatever happened I'm on your side
hackitude: upset, crying (if i had the chance)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
... Thanks.

You're the best.
hostage: (beseeching ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2014-09-09 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Listen if it takes me a while to get there don't worry just make sure Kara sticks with you
hackitude: informative (running down my face)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
Jesse

Stop engaging with him!! Just. Get your butt over here!
hostage: (bad ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2014-09-09 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not gonna miss a chance to curbstomp this bitch
hackitude: angry (put on a tie jesus)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
JESSE I MEAN IT

What part of "he's a dangerous, psychopathic murderer" do you NOT GET??

He's like twice your height and has muscles the size of your HEAD and is basically the equivalent of three special agents in ONE GUY. He would kill you in a SECOND. And then when you regenerate, he would kill you AGAIN.
hostage: (insistent ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2014-09-09 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
You expect me to just let him keep saying that shit about you?
hackitude: informative (running down my face)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
I literally could not give less of a crap what he says about me.

He's only digging himself a deeper hole and proving my point. Anyone with half a brain can see that. Just leave him a lone.
hostage: (dark ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2014-09-09 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
Fine I'm coming to you now

But if his face gets in the way of my fist don't be pissed at me
hostage: (disgusted ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2014-09-09 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
On second thought this guy might be too much of a pussy to fight

Yo this is seriously some pathetic shit he's got going on
hackitude: listening (my verdict has come in)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
... Good.

What's your ETA?
hackitude: informative, cocky (drifting over to your side)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
Don't text and drive