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ɢʀᴀɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀᴅ | ʜ ʏ ᴅ ʀ ᴀ ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇ. ([personal profile] hydraated) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-09-09 12:58 am

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[Ward's throat still feels like shit and a half, but he's managed to process the following. He's no longer in jail (that's a plus), he's got super powers (he's unsure if that's a plus or minus) but he arrived and avoided the network for a few days out of fear of breaking the damn thing. He's decided long since then that he can't let Skye intimidate him.

She's here. And she's been here for awhile. She has home team advantage.

The only problem is they have a record of him. This whole registering thing was crap - what was the point of being given a second chance if he really couldn't leave Grant Ward behind? For the first time he wants to.

So time to test the waters. He's been to the ceremony, he's been sworn in, he's had a dramatic reunion with the woman he'd thought he cared about.]


New arrival here. Roomba salesman and repairman. Anybody else get a completely shit job? I know nothing about Roomba's.

Assuming Roombas here are the vaccuum robots. Y/N?


Also feel like shooting myself in the foot here, but is there some kind of a "so now you have super abilities" support group? Any help or advice appreciated.

[Reading over it two or three times he nods, satisfied that it's not incriminating, that it's blaise enough that even if people decide to ask him questions he can think up enough to talk about without screwing up.

He'd been in worse situations.

His roommates might have noticed that his doorknob on the outside was significantly bent and someone has been closing doors in their apartment very, very quietly.]
hackitude: conversational, informative (who's feeling for me)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Nice. Robots. Should be right up your alley, Mr. T-9000. Maybe one of them is your long-lost cousin. You can have a happy family reunion.

I notice you also left out the part where YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH.

ImPorts beware this man. He's a liar and a criminal.
Edited 2014-09-09 08:16 (UTC)
hostage: (perplexed ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2014-09-09 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Wow
pacifistaggressive: (Tsk Tsk)

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[personal profile] pacifistaggressive 2014-09-09 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Roombas. Robots. Repairman and Salesman.

Okay, Metalhawk's going to be a little curious here.]


Your job is to SELL these Roombas?
hackitude: serious (in my mysterious way)

[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
Because people DO need to be warned against you

I can't stop people from talking to you

But they have the right to know what they're getting into
hackitude: facepalm (you've just driven into fuckville)

[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
what
ex_question191: (➌ ❝ F O L D E D ▿ A R M S ❞)

[personal profile] ex_question191 2014-09-09 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
You fix Roombas? Mine won't stop purring.

PS there's no support group, suck it up.
pacifistaggressive: (PRETTY FACE)

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[personal profile] pacifistaggressive 2014-09-09 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
[In a...way.]

The repairs I don't have slight problems with.

Are they sentient?


[He's a robot humanitarian, forgive him.]
hackitude: conversational, informative (got to go traveling on)

[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Lack of HYDRA doesn't change what you are. You could run to the other end of the universe, it wouldn't change what you are.

I wouldn't miss you if you and I were the last people left alive on the entire planet.
hostage: (cramped ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2014-09-09 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm coming over
hackitude: facepalm (you've just driven into fuckville)

PRIVATE

[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not at home right now.
ex_question191: (➌ ❝ N A W ❞)

[personal profile] ex_question191 2014-09-09 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Technically that's not an insult, since if you and he were the only people left alive, he'd still be around. Unmissably.
hackitude: surprised (never could be good)

[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh good well I'm glad that's settled then thanks for butting into a conversation that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. GOODBYE.
hostage: (lost ☣)

PRIVATE

[personal profile] hostage 2014-09-09 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
So where are you?
ex_question191: (pic#8034554)

[personal profile] ex_question191 2014-09-09 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, have you actually interacted with your own product? Like at all? The DJ roombas purr.
ex_question191: (pic#8034468)

[personal profile] ex_question191 2014-09-09 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome. Maybe next time don't hold your lovers spat on a public network.
hackitude: gesticulating, angry or emphatic? ('cause there's nowhere you've been)

[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-09 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
WE'RE NOT

OH MY GOD

HE KILLED PEOPLE
vaccination: (team.)

[personal profile] vaccination 2014-09-09 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
??????? what

[You sorta just described your boyfriend right there, Skye. Not that Ellie will ever say as much.]

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