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[Ward's throat still feels like shit and a half, but he's managed to process the following. He's no longer in jail (that's a plus), he's got super powers (he's unsure if that's a plus or minus) but he arrived and avoided the network for a few days out of fear of breaking the damn thing. He's decided long since then that he can't let Skye intimidate him.

She's here. And she's been here for awhile. She has home team advantage.

The only problem is they have a record of him. This whole registering thing was crap - what was the point of being given a second chance if he really couldn't leave Grant Ward behind? For the first time he wants to.

So time to test the waters. He's been to the ceremony, he's been sworn in, he's had a dramatic reunion with the woman he'd thought he cared about.]

New arrival here. Roomba salesman and repairman. Anybody else get a completely shit job? I know nothing about Roomba's. Assuming Roombas here are the vaccuum robots. Y/N?

Also feel like shooting myself in the foot here, but is there some kind of a "so now you have super abilities" support group? Any help or advice appreciated.

[Reading over it two or three times he nods, satisfied that it's not incriminating, that it's blaise enough that even if people decide to ask him questions he can think up enough to talk about without screwing up.

He'd been in worse situations.

His roommates might have noticed that his doorknob on the outside was significantly bent and someone has been closing doors in their apartment very, very quietly.]

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There is no HYDRA here.

[Yet. Right? but he has a chance. Possibilities filter across his mind before racing away.]

Admit it. You miss me.

Lack of HYDRA doesn't change what you are. You could run to the other end of the universe, it wouldn't change what you are.

I wouldn't miss you if you and I were the last people left alive on the entire planet.

Technically that's not an insult, since if you and he were the only people left alive, he'd still be around. Unmissably.

Oh good well I'm glad that's settled then thanks for butting into a conversation that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. GOODBYE.

You're welcome. Maybe next time don't hold your lovers spat on a public network.

WE'RE NOT

OH MY GOD

HE KILLED PEOPLE

I didn't realize that was a dealbreaker.

OKAY

Well if you're fine with that then

HAVE FUN TOGETHER

I like this kid. He speaks sense. Has she adopted you yet? She likes to do that. Makes people think she cares.

wow. pot have you met kettle?

:)

Nah, she's just a friend of a friend.

[ stiles is just rude oops. ]

So you and she aren't close?

This is like the second time we've spoken, but you know, I've been planning a December wedding.

[some part of him finds you precious Stiles. You should be happy. Despite all of this Ward smiles]

Registered at Toys R Us or big five?

I'm starting to feel like maybe I should be offended.

That's entirely up to you son.

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It does actually. I think you said it yourself? Innocent until proven guilty? PROVEN. Eventually you'd need someone to fix your roomba. What the fuck am I supposed to do with a fucking roomba?

Yeah. In the eyes of THIS world's legal system.

I'm not from this world. I know you're guilty.

Sadly for you, I don't own a roomba.

Did Fitz own a Roomba? the only thing I've seen with this shit was a cat riding it

...

I'm not helping you with your job, Ward.

Did I ask for your help I asked you a question

Fitz may or may not have owned a Roomba. I honestly don't remember.

Either way, he can't help you, because he's not here.

And even if he was, he still wouldn't be able to help you.

Because he's in a coma.

Thanks to you.

So, thanks for that!

[he hadn't honestly forgotten.

He was hoping to discombobulate you more Skye.

his smile on the other end is downright nasty]

He would have helped me though

Yeah. You're right. He would have. Because he's a good person.

I'm not that big of a person.

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