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[hydraated]

[Ward's throat still feels like shit and a half, but he's managed to process the following. He's no longer in jail (that's a plus), he's got super powers (he's unsure if that's a plus or minus) but he arrived and avoided the network for a few days out of fear of breaking the damn thing. He's decided long since then that he can't let Skye intimidate him.

She's here. And she's been here for awhile. She has home team advantage.

The only problem is they have a record of him. This whole registering thing was crap - what was the point of being given a second chance if he really couldn't leave Grant Ward behind? For the first time he wants to.

So time to test the waters. He's been to the ceremony, he's been sworn in, he's had a dramatic reunion with the woman he'd thought he cared about.]

New arrival here. Roomba salesman and repairman. Anybody else get a completely shit job? I know nothing about Roomba's.

Assuming Roombas here are the vaccuum robots. Y/N?

Also feel like shooting myself in the foot here, but is there some kind of a "so now you have super abilities" support group? Any help or advice appreciated.

[Reading over it two or three times he nods, satisfied that it's not incriminating, that it's blaise enough that even if people decide to ask him questions he can think up enough to talk about without screwing up.

He'd been in worse situations.

His roommates might have noticed that his doorknob on the outside was significantly bent and someone has been closing doors in their apartment very, very quietly.]

Comments

[ex_question191]

Technically that's not an insult, since if you and he were the only people left alive, he'd still be around. Unmissably.

[hackitude]

Oh good well I'm glad that's settled then thanks for butting into a conversation that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. GOODBYE.

[ex_question191]

You're welcome. Maybe next time don't hold your lovers spat on a public network.

[hackitude]

WE'RE NOT

OH MY GOD

HE KILLED PEOPLE

[ex_question191]

I didn't realize that was a dealbreaker.

[hackitude]

OKAY

Well if you're fine with that then

HAVE FUN TOGETHER

[hydraated]

I like this kid. He speaks sense. Has she adopted you yet? She likes to do that. Makes people think she cares.

[hackitude]

wow. pot have you met kettle?

[hydraated]

:)

[ex_question191]

Nah, she's just a friend of a friend.

[ stiles is just rude oops. ]

[hydraated]

So you and she aren't close?

[ex_question191]

This is like the second time we've spoken, but you know, I've been planning a December wedding.

[hydraated]

[some part of him finds you precious Stiles. You should be happy. Despite all of this Ward smiles]

Registered at Toys R Us or big five?

[ex_question191]

I'm starting to feel like maybe I should be offended.

[hydraated]

That's entirely up to you son.

[ex_question191]

Don't son me, dude.

[hydraated]

We haven't been formerly introduced yet.

[ex_question191]

Stiles.

[hydraated]

Ward.

Stiles, I'm about to do something I'm not known for, and you can ask the lady who's trying to warn everyone about me. I don't do this often.

...You sound and seem pretty smart.

[It's true. he doesn't compliment people often]

[ex_question191]

It's good that you can recognize that. Meanwhile, you sound and seem like kind of a dumbass who wants to get, at the very least, punched in the face by angry women. Good luck with that.

[hydraated]

Attachments will kill you kid