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ɢʀᴀɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀᴅ | ʜ ʏ ᴅ ʀ ᴀ ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇ. ([personal profile] hydraated) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-09-09 12:58 am

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[Ward's throat still feels like shit and a half, but he's managed to process the following. He's no longer in jail (that's a plus), he's got super powers (he's unsure if that's a plus or minus) but he arrived and avoided the network for a few days out of fear of breaking the damn thing. He's decided long since then that he can't let Skye intimidate him.

She's here. And she's been here for awhile. She has home team advantage.

The only problem is they have a record of him. This whole registering thing was crap - what was the point of being given a second chance if he really couldn't leave Grant Ward behind? For the first time he wants to.

So time to test the waters. He's been to the ceremony, he's been sworn in, he's had a dramatic reunion with the woman he'd thought he cared about.]


New arrival here. Roomba salesman and repairman. Anybody else get a completely shit job? I know nothing about Roomba's.

Assuming Roombas here are the vaccuum robots. Y/N?


Also feel like shooting myself in the foot here, but is there some kind of a "so now you have super abilities" support group? Any help or advice appreciated.

[Reading over it two or three times he nods, satisfied that it's not incriminating, that it's blaise enough that even if people decide to ask him questions he can think up enough to talk about without screwing up.

He'd been in worse situations.

His roommates might have noticed that his doorknob on the outside was significantly bent and someone has been closing doors in their apartment very, very quietly.]
hackitude: unsure, upset, disturbed (being clear gets too much for me)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-10 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly?

I don't know.

Everything I thought I knew about him is a lie.
khajidont: Made by me (Jaime - Threw up in the bugsuit again)

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[personal profile] khajidont 2014-09-10 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Then we have to work on a worst case scenario kind of basis.

[And yes, that's we.]

I figured it was pretty bad for you to do all... that. You're pretty much the least judgey person I know

So now that you got him all riled up where are you?
hackitude: snark, unimpressed (you print the bible on him)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-10 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Jaime. I appreciate your concern, but you shouldn't be getting involved with anything even remotely tangentially related to this dude. I don't know what your super powers are, but he's pretty much a whole Navy Seal team on his own. And this place gave him super strength. You're not to go anywhere near him.

I'm in a hotel. I left a note for my housemates saying I was going camping if he thought to ask around for me and showed up at my house.
Edited 2014-09-10 04:06 (UTC)
khajidont: (Jaime - but how do you turn it off)

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[personal profile] khajidont 2014-09-10 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Technically, Jaime can be there in an instant. He has her DNA on file, and he could just chill out on the roof of her hotel, with her none the wiser. But it doesn't seem right.]

Look if this guy is as strong as you say he is and he's got it out for you that's not going to do it.

[Ughhh should he say something? He should probably say something.]

I haven't been 100% honest with you. Trust me, even if he decided to go after me for some crazy reason I could take him. I'm not planning on doing anything nuts or anything I just want to keep a look out
hackitude: unsure, surprised (not discovery channel approved)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-10 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Define "not 100% honest." Because unless you're secretly Captain America, I don't think there's a lot you can do here.
khajidont: (Jaime - Aw come on)

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[personal profile] khajidont 2014-09-10 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Secretly the Blue Beetle.

Emphasis on the secret part.
hackitude: confused (it's a cold hard shoulder)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-10 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
... Wait.

*You're* Blue Dude.


[That... actually makes a lot of sense.]
khajidont: (Jaime - Mild)

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[personal profile] khajidont 2014-09-10 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. That's me.
hackitude: unsure (treading the riptide)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-10 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
... Huh. ... Okay. ... Figures.
khajidont: (Jaime - Talking)

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[personal profile] khajidont 2014-09-10 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Nice reaction. Very understated. I like it. Was I really that obvious because I thought I was pretty sneaky

Wait shoot I'm getting off topic. What I'm actually getting at is that he probably can't do much to me and is it cool with you if I just hang around the area for a while? Just to be safe?
hackitude: confused, contemplative (look inside your heart)

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[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-10 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Not obvious, but it makes sense now that you say it. Idk I'm also just so emotionally drained right now from everything that's happened today I don't really have anything left in me to be surprised. Sorry.

Anyway. If that's the case, it'd be stupid of me to turn down the extra help.
khajidont: (Jaime - communicator)

this works

[personal profile] khajidont 2014-09-10 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Man you don't have to apologize for that. I'll be around.

[In this case, 'around' may just mean in her vicinity, but she probably gets it. She's friends with superagents.]

You need anything while I'm out? Like food or something?
hackitude: easy smile, disbelief, cocky (they drive the same road)

[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-10 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
This may surprise you, but I am capable of getting my own food.
khajidont: (Jaime - Mild)

[personal profile] khajidont 2014-09-10 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
You've had a bad day. Bad days mean free food.

C'mon Skye get with the program
hackitude: laughing, happy (there is a house built out of stone)

[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-10 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh well okay then

Silly me

In that case, pick me up some pad thai won't you?
khajidont: (Jaime - smirk)

[personal profile] khajidont 2014-09-10 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
You've got it. See you soon
hackitude: grin, flirty, amused (least i won't be alone tonight)

[personal profile] hackitude 2014-09-10 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
See you soon, blue dude.