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maskormenace2014-09-09 12:58 am
hydraated) wrote in maskormenace2014-09-09 12:58 am
Entry tags:
- bart allen | kid flash,
- david alleyne | prodigy,
- stiles stilinski | n/a,
- † clara oswald | n/a,
- † daisy johnson | quake,
- † delsin rowe | n/a,
- † dick grayson | nightwing,
- † ellie williams | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † grant ward | agent ward,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † jessica jones | n/a,
- † joel | n/a,
- † john watson | n/a,
- † karla sofen | moonstone,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † loki laufeyson | n/a,
- † lydia martin | n/a,
- † m'gann m'orzz | miss martian,
- † metalhawk | n/a,
- † no1 | n/a,
- † noh-varr | n/a,
- † reggie mantle | n/a,
- † rose lalonde | seer of light,
- † satan | n/a,
- † ted kord | blue beetle ii,
- † tony stark | iron man
001 > TEXT.
[Ward's throat still feels like shit and a half, but he's managed to process the following. He's no longer in jail (that's a plus), he's got super powers (he's unsure if that's a plus or minus) but he arrived and avoided the network for a few days out of fear of breaking the damn thing. He's decided long since then that he can't let Skye intimidate him.
She's here. And she's been here for awhile. She has home team advantage.
The only problem is they have a record of him. This whole registering thing was crap - what was the point of being given a second chance if he really couldn't leave Grant Ward behind? For the first time he wants to.
So time to test the waters. He's been to the ceremony, he's been sworn in, he's had a dramatic reunion with the woman he'd thought he cared about.]
New arrival here. Roomba salesman and repairman. Anybody else get a completely shit job? I know nothing about Roomba's.
Assuming Roombas here are the vaccuum robots. Y/N?
Also feel like shooting myself in the foot here, but is there some kind of a "so now you have super abilities" support group? Any help or advice appreciated.
[Reading over it two or three times he nods, satisfied that it's not incriminating, that it's blaise enough that even if people decide to ask him questions he can think up enough to talk about without screwing up.
He'd been in worse situations.
His roommates might have noticed that his doorknob on the outside was significantly bent and someone has been closing doors in their apartment very, very quietly.]
She's here. And she's been here for awhile. She has home team advantage.
The only problem is they have a record of him. This whole registering thing was crap - what was the point of being given a second chance if he really couldn't leave Grant Ward behind? For the first time he wants to.
So time to test the waters. He's been to the ceremony, he's been sworn in, he's had a dramatic reunion with the woman he'd thought he cared about.]
New arrival here. Roomba salesman and repairman. Anybody else get a completely shit job? I know nothing about Roomba's.
Assuming Roombas here are the vaccuum robots. Y/N?
Also feel like shooting myself in the foot here, but is there some kind of a "so now you have super abilities" support group? Any help or advice appreciated.
[Reading over it two or three times he nods, satisfied that it's not incriminating, that it's blaise enough that even if people decide to ask him questions he can think up enough to talk about without screwing up.
He'd been in worse situations.
His roommates might have noticed that his doorknob on the outside was significantly bent and someone has been closing doors in their apartment very, very quietly.]
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007 heropa [BART ALLEN THAT DOES NOT HELP YOU KEEP YOUR SECRET ID] i spent all last month trying to get one they had a display when i first got here does it play music????
/casually threadjacks; private
/casually causes heart attacks; private
/casually screams into hands; private
private
[bART THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS]
private
Forever.
Lifetime chip ban.
private
he has like 50 of them
&hes going to give them to me
[You don't understand how excited he is right now, Robin]
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or help you sell them because dude you dont know how crash these things can be
[No really, he'll readily go door to door and help Ward pass on the beauty that is the Roomba. The kid's been in love with them since his swear-in ceremony.]
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You are a kid right?
You can have all of them
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[..................... oh wait]
oh unless you mean age wise then no teenager
[Which is basically just code for yeah, he's a kid but-]
!!!!!!!!
YOU MEAN IT??
THAT
IS SO CRASH
dude those guys are so wrong about you being a psychopath i can really have the roombas???
[Sorry, Bart has zero tact]
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[You are one of Bart's favorite people right now, hands down]
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[There's a big stack of robots. On their doorstep a day or so later with Ward ...nowhere to be found. One of them is squished, but the rest seem to be in good condition.]