lonered: (S6-23)
Keith ([personal profile] lonered) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2019-09-23 11:13 pm

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[This is new for Keith. He monitors the network, of course, too paranoid not to pay attention to everything that's going on around him, but actually posting something? It's out of his comfort zone. It's the vlog all over again.

So he looks awkward, like he can't believe he's actually doing this. But he is. He's still wearing the green apron that makes up his uniform (the Moonbucks logo just barely visible in frame), mullet tamed back into a little ponytail. He's got a coffee in his hands, and he's tucked himself at a table back in the far corner of the cafe he works in. He's on break.]


Is it really that bad if someone spells your name wrong on a coffee cup? I mean, the drink's right. I always get the drink right. Isn't that the important part?

[Someone has had a few complaints apparently.] It's loud and busy in here. How am I supposed to hear the difference between Bob and Bog? ...Bog could be a name. I know I've met a Bog.

[They were an alien, but that is not the point. He spreads his hands in a "see? a point!" gesture. And in this gesture he uncovers his own name written on his cup. Somehow he's left off the "h" and and scrawled the "t" in such a way that it looks more like a "f" and anyway, he's currently drinking a coffee that belongs to "Keif."

This problem goes deep.

Anyway.]


Sometimes I think this job isn't a great fit. Also I'm pretty sure I'm going to smell like pumpkin spice for the rest of my life. There's not even any pumpkin in it.

[Keith's having that kind of day.

Anyone who wants to catch him in person at work, feel free to find him brooding into his coffee on his break. And feel free to have been personally victimized by Keith's inability to get names right on coffee orders.]
girlybruiser: with your... questions. (please bore someone else)

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[personal profile] girlybruiser 2019-09-26 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
That's true...

[ Haru frowns slightly, not sure what else could be done to remedy that particular situation. ]

It sounds as if you're not enjoying your job, though. That's no good. Work should still be a place you can enjoy.
girlybruiser: and vodka. (hope you're enjoying the cinnamon buns)

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[personal profile] girlybruiser 2019-09-27 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, what other things do you like to do?

[ Keith was always quiet about those things when they lived together, but she blames herself for not taking more of an interest in it. ]
girlybruiser: (blessings and riches)

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[personal profile] girlybruiser 2019-09-27 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, of course!

[ Her hands clap together softly. ]

Because you're um, a Paladin, isn't that right? Defender of the galaxy.
girlybruiser: (understandable. have a nice day.)

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[personal profile] girlybruiser 2019-09-27 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
It's still so cool... a real hero of justice.

[ Sure, she's a Phantom Thief, but it's still admirable to meet others who are sworn to protect innocents. ]

Maybe you could do something similar?
girlybruiser: no shooting you with an assault rifle. (he's all talk)

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[personal profile] girlybruiser 2019-09-27 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's going to ask if he's heard of Aegis, but "Shiro" is unfamiliar to her. She only knows Allura, Pidge and Lance of his group of his friends. ]

Shiro?
girlybruiser: that my passport is fake (just wanna remind everyone)

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[personal profile] girlybruiser 2019-09-27 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I don't believe we have. When you were last here I'd only briefly met Lance and Pidge. I know Princess Allura is still here.

[ There's more of them? She had zero idea. ]
girlybruiser: i will be back. (unlike the birthday clown)

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[personal profile] girlybruiser 2019-09-27 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Is Hunk another one of your friends?

[ He has been, but Haru's never met him. ]
girlybruiser: (( 077. ))

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[personal profile] girlybruiser 2019-09-30 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She grins a little in response to that, shaking her head. ]

I'm sure Hunk is very nice, but you're a nice person as well, Keith. One time you even rescued me from a gang of angry roombas!

[ That was a real thing, yes. ]
girlybruiser: then don’t break things. ("i don’t have an allowance.")

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[personal profile] girlybruiser 2019-09-30 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It was very odd... one day our roomba started attacking my ankles. When I destroyed it, a bunch of those roombas swarmed outside the house.
girlybruiser: (that's not what my accountant said!)

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[personal profile] girlybruiser 2019-10-03 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! All thanks to you.

... our flooring took most of the damage, I'd say.
girlybruiser: (embrace your uncomfort zone)

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[personal profile] girlybruiser 2019-10-07 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
It was... alright in the end.

[ She drove her axe into it. It was not alright. ]

Um, are you finding things relatively okay here since your arrival by the way?
girlybruiser: she grazes at the soft cheese station (worst case scenario)

[personal profile] girlybruiser 2019-10-17 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
It's not so terrible though, is it? Earth is very beautiful when you take the time to explore.
girlybruiser: (( 206. ))

[personal profile] girlybruiser 2019-10-18 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
You'll find your footing, I'm sure of it.

[ The Keith she knew was strong, a bit stubborn at that, but adaptable. ]