crabcake (
crabcake) wrote in
maskormenace2014-09-13 03:40 pm
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[Someone's been rather asocial since his arrival. He's spent most of the time adjusting to being human and dealing with empathy headaches that have mostly subsided now. It's time to be a little less of a loner, even if it is only digitally.]
So. Names.
I suppose everyone must have one, so we don't all dissolve into chaos and epithets.
My own names have been chosen for me in the past, and I no longer find them suitable. I would like something new. A fresh start. However, I am loathe to admit that I don't know where to start when it comes to choosing oneself a name.
Advice would be appreciated.
[And it doesn't help that he has zero experience with human names, either.]
So. Names.
I suppose everyone must have one, so we don't all dissolve into chaos and epithets.
My own names have been chosen for me in the past, and I no longer find them suitable. I would like something new. A fresh start. However, I am loathe to admit that I don't know where to start when it comes to choosing oneself a name.
Advice would be appreciated.
[And it doesn't help that he has zero experience with human names, either.]

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skinny or tall
fat or muscular
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[Wait, those ones aren't even opposites.]
Tall, not thin.
Muscular.
Red hair, green eyes, brown skin. If such things matter.
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[The man in the video looks human enough to him!]
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Sorry. I'm actually not usually human. I was given a human body when I showed up here.
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[Well, that sounds unsettlingly familiar...]
What are you usually?
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Never heard of it.
[This is his clean slate.]
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So I assume you're human?
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I think maybe you should pick a name that you feel a lot of identification with. Or, maybe something that relates to your presence here if you're looking forward to it. Usually for Cybertronians, we're either given a name or we choose one we feel fits us best.
I'm Fulcrum. Personally, I picked it because it felt... I dunno, more technical. I like doing a lot of programming and engineering. I wouldn't be the best person around to help with a more human name. But I hope that helps.
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[Really, Rampage had been a fitting name for him at the time... but now he's really trying not to.]
I'll keep that in mind.
So, are you the only... Cybertronian, was it? Around?
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[He hesitates for a long time before answering, debating whether to share this part of his old identity or not.]
The second was 'Rampage'.
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The other option being to just let others call me what they please.
[Which could actually be rather amusing, but not especially useful.]
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There are an obscene amount of names.
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[ Though she had named her son because lol she's the fucking best. ]
Pick one. Make up one, even.
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I'm not trying to stand out.
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But if mundane is what you want, then names like Mary and John are common here. If you want really boring, have Kang or Bob.
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[She has a point, really.]
Nothing so mundane as that, I think.
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how does it look like it should be pronounced to u?
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[attached is an audio file of her pronouncing the name as demonstrated on this page. except, y'know, in a 17-year-old girl's voice instead.]
but most ppl just pronounce it like an single l so dont try this at home lol
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Is it supposed to... mean something?
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[don't listen to siegmund about names, all his suggestions are going to be terrible]
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Go with a good German name.
[except Wolfram is pronounced vulf-ruhm sooo it's still not phonetic in English]
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[He'll keep that in mind, but he's too rude to thank someone for advice.]