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maskormenace2019-11-05 01:26 pm
fursleuth) wrote in maskormenace2019-11-05 01:26 pm
video;
[For those of you who haven't seen the cute electric mouse-thing in the deerstalker hat, this message is gonna be a shock to you, and Pikachu knows it.]
Yeah, hi. Let's get this out of the way before I get to the serious stuff. Yes, I am adorable. No, you may not pet me or smother me in affection until after the apocalypse is over. I got massive amounts of crap to do, gang. I can't have these distractions. Bad enough there's super crazy, super-powerful Pokemon running around. And zombies... But like seriously? The Ultra Beasts thing? Is that still a problem? Never mind. Not important right now. Bigger things.
[He seems to be broadcasting from on top of a table and as he moves, you can see a whiteboard behind him with a lot of hastily scrawled notes like SPIDER CHURCH??? and TWINS= NOT LITERAL??? as well as a copy of the completed code that everyone received right in the middle in the worst handwriting you've ever seen. LOOK HAVE YOU SEEN HIS TINY HANDS???
Pikachu, meanwhile, is picking up a coffee cup and once he has it, he returns to the frame.] So we all know the whistleblower is probably not blowing smoke up our asses. That's a thing we know we can believe. As far as anything else... We're on our own. I got the same notes nearly everyone else has and a lovely dane has already offered to spill those deets, so I'm not gonna steal her thunder. [He snorts like that's some big pun.
Because it is.] But seriously... I think the answer to our problems is in this. [He gestures to the whiteboard, indicating the full code.] This is the big deal right here, and those of us who ain't big on giving the big one-two punch to the bad guys are gonna need to focus up on it. I need my people on this- yeah, I'm talking to you, detective crew. Y'all were great. We had some good times solving this, but now we're in the big leagues.
[He drains the coffee cup, tosses it aside and picks up another from offscreen.] And we need some people to look into this spider church thing. Do some reconnaissance. Maybe do the whole wig-and-disguise thing and pretend to be cultists. I dunno. I'm not a spy, but I'm sure some of you are. I'm just tossing ideas out here... Wait. Is this line secure? Forget I said any of that.
[He coughs.] The point is, we gotta take our big brains and throw down, 'cause I'm pretty sure our only hope is getting all these gods together. [He slurps his coffee, weirdly nonchalant.] Trust me... This is like normal in my world. Bringing gods together to save the world? Always works... Except when it's actually what causes the end of the world, but I'm at least 89% sure that's not the case here.
Yeah, hi. Let's get this out of the way before I get to the serious stuff. Yes, I am adorable. No, you may not pet me or smother me in affection until after the apocalypse is over. I got massive amounts of crap to do, gang. I can't have these distractions. Bad enough there's super crazy, super-powerful Pokemon running around. And zombies... But like seriously? The Ultra Beasts thing? Is that still a problem? Never mind. Not important right now. Bigger things.
[He seems to be broadcasting from on top of a table and as he moves, you can see a whiteboard behind him with a lot of hastily scrawled notes like SPIDER CHURCH??? and TWINS= NOT LITERAL??? as well as a copy of the completed code that everyone received right in the middle in the worst handwriting you've ever seen. LOOK HAVE YOU SEEN HIS TINY HANDS???
Pikachu, meanwhile, is picking up a coffee cup and once he has it, he returns to the frame.] So we all know the whistleblower is probably not blowing smoke up our asses. That's a thing we know we can believe. As far as anything else... We're on our own. I got the same notes nearly everyone else has and a lovely dane has already offered to spill those deets, so I'm not gonna steal her thunder. [He snorts like that's some big pun.
Because it is.] But seriously... I think the answer to our problems is in this. [He gestures to the whiteboard, indicating the full code.] This is the big deal right here, and those of us who ain't big on giving the big one-two punch to the bad guys are gonna need to focus up on it. I need my people on this- yeah, I'm talking to you, detective crew. Y'all were great. We had some good times solving this, but now we're in the big leagues.
[He drains the coffee cup, tosses it aside and picks up another from offscreen.] And we need some people to look into this spider church thing. Do some reconnaissance. Maybe do the whole wig-and-disguise thing and pretend to be cultists. I dunno. I'm not a spy, but I'm sure some of you are. I'm just tossing ideas out here... Wait. Is this line secure? Forget I said any of that.
[He coughs.] The point is, we gotta take our big brains and throw down, 'cause I'm pretty sure our only hope is getting all these gods together. [He slurps his coffee, weirdly nonchalant.] Trust me... This is like normal in my world. Bringing gods together to save the world? Always works... Except when it's actually what causes the end of the world, but I'm at least 89% sure that's not the case here.
audio;
... If you're serious about sending someone to pretend to be a cultist, I have some robes you can borrow.
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How tall is Molly? I'm pretty small, on the adult-human scale of things, so they won't fit someone with broad shoulders.
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/threadjacks hello
HELLO
audio > video
The jewelry I can get rid of, so the hood doesn't get caught on them. And, fortunately, Pikachu's not wrong, I'm not very broad in the shoulders.