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maskormenace2020-02-08 08:32 pm
rocksforbrains) wrote in maskormenace2020-02-08 08:32 pm
ONE [Video]
[When the video starts, it just seems like whoever recording it dropped their communicator. It's a still image of slate grey stone.]
Ugh, still feels like I'm gonna break this damn thing. Hey, this on?
[The same twists around to show that, no, that was the palm of someone's hand. Specifically, a tall, bulky rock man frowning down at the device, stone brows furrowed over faintly glowing white eyes.]
Alright, cool. So. Hey! Dropped off in another realty again. Super awesome. I love going to sleep and waking up in freaking Florida. On an army base. Surrounded by humans. With no gate in sight.
[He pauses, presumably for effect, before quickly adding.] That was sarcasm, by the way. This whole thing sucks. Like, it sucked the first time I was here, but now it's a brand new level of suck 'cause now I don't even know if this is a real alternate reality or another trip inside someone else's head. Sure, I remember this happening before, but memory doesn't count for jack when it can be changed, right?
[With the set-up delivered, his grimace suddenly switches into a big smirk.]
Luckily, I'm a genius and I've got a foolproof scientific method to figure out if this place is real or not with just two simple questions.
[He holds up a finger.] One - has anyone seen a Fake White Jesus-looking dude with one-glowing eye running around? If the answer is yes, then this is totally his fault, and I want to punch his stupid face in.
[A second finger goes up.] Two - and I wanna remind you guys, this is just a scientific question - are people allowed to bang in this reality? Don't laugh! It's super important. Just gimme a yes or no answer. Or send some photographic evidence I'm not gonna say no to that.
Okay, got all that? Good. Now while I wait to see if this is all bullshit or not, I'm gonna go run a test by going to the nearest sandwich place and seeing if they'll give me a free hoagie. Y'know. For science.
Ugh, still feels like I'm gonna break this damn thing. Hey, this on?
[The same twists around to show that, no, that was the palm of someone's hand. Specifically, a tall, bulky rock man frowning down at the device, stone brows furrowed over faintly glowing white eyes.]
Alright, cool. So. Hey! Dropped off in another realty again. Super awesome. I love going to sleep and waking up in freaking Florida. On an army base. Surrounded by humans. With no gate in sight.
[He pauses, presumably for effect, before quickly adding.] That was sarcasm, by the way. This whole thing sucks. Like, it sucked the first time I was here, but now it's a brand new level of suck 'cause now I don't even know if this is a real alternate reality or another trip inside someone else's head. Sure, I remember this happening before, but memory doesn't count for jack when it can be changed, right?
[With the set-up delivered, his grimace suddenly switches into a big smirk.]
Luckily, I'm a genius and I've got a foolproof scientific method to figure out if this place is real or not with just two simple questions.
[He holds up a finger.] One - has anyone seen a Fake White Jesus-looking dude with one-glowing eye running around? If the answer is yes, then this is totally his fault, and I want to punch his stupid face in.
[A second finger goes up.] Two - and I wanna remind you guys, this is just a scientific question - are people allowed to bang in this reality? Don't laugh! It's super important. Just gimme a yes or no answer. Or send some photographic evidence I'm not gonna say no to that.
Okay, got all that? Good. Now while I wait to see if this is all bullshit or not, I'm gonna go run a test by going to the nearest sandwich place and seeing if they'll give me a free hoagie. Y'know. For science.
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[Some. But not much. This was more important.]
I can get a courier to bring them to you. You already know how they work.
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Is the courier going to have the instructions to return the inhibitor to you?
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I guess I can pay for that to get shipped?
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[ She might be emotionally drained at this point but physically she's practically vibrating. She's going to end up going for a run the moment she has those gauntlets anyway. ]
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[And he doesn't imagine she wants to see him yet. He's not setting that up earlier than it has to be.]
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[ And she's just going to leave it at that. ]