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maskormenace2020-02-10 04:00 pm
maskormods) wrote in maskormenace2020-02-10 04:00 pm
THE MAJORITY REPORT: FEBRUARY 10TH, 2020
IMPORTS & EXPORTS
As seen in major news outlets:
Following the mass disappearance of imPorts and their subsequent return and reports of visiting another dimension, government officials have invited anyone who is willing to visit a porter city military base and take part in a formal interview and accounting of their experience. Officials report that the Porter itself has not shown any changes before, during or after the disappearance, and they do not currently have an explanation for its cause.
HEART ATTACKED
As seen in porter city news outlets:
Just as the missing heroes have returned, multiple native residents have reported attacks by unknown creatures, taking place at malls, parks, and other population centers. Descriptions vary on the creatures' appearance, but several witnesses claimed they were assaulted by living shadows.
Speculation has arisen as to whether this could be a resurgence of last year's cryptids, but whether they're a returning phenomenon or something new, police are cautioning citizens to be careful, as the creatures are dangerous. Some victims were taken to the hospital to have claw-like injuries attended to; additionally, several missing persons reports were filed in the wake of the attacks. A police spokesman assured reporters that there have as of yet been no casualties, as no bodies were found on the scene following any of the attacks.
WHATCHA GONNA DO
As seen going viral on Bwitter and BlueTube.:
As demonstrated by the trending hashtag #skullbait, it seems that even princesses aren't immune to bad boys. With the incriminating video of a heartfelt reunion that resulted in a loving embrace and locking of lips between Aegis' own Lucina and Maurtia Falls' resident ganglord Guzma, one might say their union is a modern day Romeo and Juliet. However, it would seem that not everyone is on board with these proclaimed "star-crossed lovers," and have taken it to social media to vent their outcries, while others seem more excited than ever over the couple.
There had been speculation over the past couple months, as the two had been seen in public quite often together, but there hadn't been anything substantial enough to confirm their relationship. Seems that's come to an end with this candid video of the two getting leaked online by an anonymous poster. Which has resulted in countless video edits either in support of the couple or in opposition, some edits even included putting the clip into compilation videos of soldiers coming home and reuniting with their overexcited dogs.
WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE
As seen on social media and pop-up media promotions:
It's the month of love! Be sure to show your best friends and that special someone just how much you care with the new app, Love Has A-Rose-en! This hot new app is endorsed by popular imPort Tina Belcher and is sure to make your Valentine's Day preparation easy as 1-2-3!
JUST GIVE ME A SIGN
As seen on fan blogs and Bumblr:
The temporary disappearance of many imPorts stirred fears that such a thing could happen again, and for good. As a result, imPort fans have challenged each other to obtain as many imPort autographs and photos as possible, many of which are appearing in online auctions.
CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from MORALLY GRAY to PINKEST PINK because love is in the air.
The Majority Report comes out the 10th of every month. You may find details and submit here. The cut-off time is 12:01 AM PST on the 9th.
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[Guzma offers plainly.]
That's somethin' I've had to learn the hard way. Sometimes you can't change yourself, neither. Just how it is. Besides, those who believe that Bulushit ain't the ones you wanna be dealin' with anyway.
Can always kick their asses, though. If that'll make ya feel better.
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...No. No, that wouldn't make things better.
[she sighs, climbing on the couch and sets to trying to dislodge her phone from the wall. a bit of scratching and a tug and--
POP.
after a beat, red-faced:] I'll...I'll fix that.
[...]
I don't know how to fix that. I'll...hire someone to fix that.
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Nah don't worry 'bout it. Between that, the holes I've put into this place myself, and the front door bein' mad shitty for some reason, this place is kinda fallin' apart.
[He shrugs.]
Pointless to put a bandaid on a hemorrhaging wound, huh?
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while holding the corpse of her latest phone victim, she looks back at the hole, then around the general mess of the room.]
At this rate, I'm going to accidentally raze your house...
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[He sips at his beer as he gives the place a look around.]
Eh, if it gets to a point of being unlivable, I'll just go elsewhere. Always got the factory as a backup, anyway.
[He says "unlivable", but this is a man who lived in a mansion he trashed himself, that only sometimes had power, had no working fridge, and who knows what else was wrong with it...
Unlivable is very subjective. After all, he was trying to salvage the old Shady Factory, despite the damage done to it.]
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It's still not a very kind thing of me to do, powers or no. [starting to scowl:] And after a dozen or so of these crumbling in my hands, I ought to have a better grip on things.
[...joke unintended.
in any case, she goes to toss the thing out in the kitchen before returning, grabbing her coat.]
I need to do something more productive with my frustrations than tear your house down.
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Yeah? Whatcha got in mind, huh? Your boy's down for anything, but you know that.
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her mouth quirks.]
I take it you're in?