Shaun Mason (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2020-02-16 01:25 am
irwins) wrote in maskormenace2020-02-16 01:25 am
[Video]
[Camera on means Shaun is on, all easygoing smiles and comfortable confidence. This is the usual thing, except this time? No zombies. No monsters. No weapons in hand. It's sort of a very different vlog post for him.
But it can't be mayhem and bloodshed all the time. I mean, usually it can, but here he is anyway.]
So. Valentine's Day is a thing back where I'm from too, but you know... little different. Less moonlit strolls on the beach or fancy restaurants and more staying home not getting eaten by zombies together. Not-dying-and-un-dying is basically the most romantic thing anyone can do.
What's romance look like for everyone else? Let's hear it. Anyone have a particularly romantic V-Day? I know you're not supposed to kiss and tell, but anyone want to kiss and tell?
[He's curious, after all. However.]
Wait, that wasn't actually my point. My point is, the best part about Valentine's Day in any world is the day after Valentine's Day because there is so much chocolate heart bullshit on sale. Discount sugar rush for everyone! RIP to out collective blood glucose levels.
[Here he holds up a bag that is basically stuffed full with various boxes of candy, chocolate roses, something that has a teddy bear attached to it.]
Given my assigned profession as restaurant critic, I feel like it is my solemn vocational duty to remind folks of this fact.
[And here he is, performing that valuable service.]
But it can't be mayhem and bloodshed all the time. I mean, usually it can, but here he is anyway.]
So. Valentine's Day is a thing back where I'm from too, but you know... little different. Less moonlit strolls on the beach or fancy restaurants and more staying home not getting eaten by zombies together. Not-dying-and-un-dying is basically the most romantic thing anyone can do.
What's romance look like for everyone else? Let's hear it. Anyone have a particularly romantic V-Day? I know you're not supposed to kiss and tell, but anyone want to kiss and tell?
[He's curious, after all. However.]
Wait, that wasn't actually my point. My point is, the best part about Valentine's Day in any world is the day after Valentine's Day because there is so much chocolate heart bullshit on sale. Discount sugar rush for everyone! RIP to out collective blood glucose levels.
[Here he holds up a bag that is basically stuffed full with various boxes of candy, chocolate roses, something that has a teddy bear attached to it.]
Given my assigned profession as restaurant critic, I feel like it is my solemn vocational duty to remind folks of this fact.
[And here he is, performing that valuable service.]
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Couple man-made designer viruses. One intended -- and successful in it -- to fight cancer. And the other engineered to take down the common cold. The latter got loosed into the world by a bio-terror idiot before it was properly studied and understood in a lab setting. Somewhere, the two met in the wild. Decided they liked each other. Merged up. And then the dead started coming back to life and trying to eat the living. Bad times were had by all.
On the plus side, no one gets colds or cancer anymore?
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Jesus. That’s horrifying.
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[It's the only reality Shaun has ever known besides the glimpses of "the normal world" in movies and tv and books. And well, here. This world. Relatively few zombies.]
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