Shaun Mason (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2020-02-16 01:25 am
irwins) wrote in maskormenace2020-02-16 01:25 am
[Video]
[Camera on means Shaun is on, all easygoing smiles and comfortable confidence. This is the usual thing, except this time? No zombies. No monsters. No weapons in hand. It's sort of a very different vlog post for him.
But it can't be mayhem and bloodshed all the time. I mean, usually it can, but here he is anyway.]
So. Valentine's Day is a thing back where I'm from too, but you know... little different. Less moonlit strolls on the beach or fancy restaurants and more staying home not getting eaten by zombies together. Not-dying-and-un-dying is basically the most romantic thing anyone can do.
What's romance look like for everyone else? Let's hear it. Anyone have a particularly romantic V-Day? I know you're not supposed to kiss and tell, but anyone want to kiss and tell?
[He's curious, after all. However.]
Wait, that wasn't actually my point. My point is, the best part about Valentine's Day in any world is the day after Valentine's Day because there is so much chocolate heart bullshit on sale. Discount sugar rush for everyone! RIP to out collective blood glucose levels.
[Here he holds up a bag that is basically stuffed full with various boxes of candy, chocolate roses, something that has a teddy bear attached to it.]
Given my assigned profession as restaurant critic, I feel like it is my solemn vocational duty to remind folks of this fact.
[And here he is, performing that valuable service.]
But it can't be mayhem and bloodshed all the time. I mean, usually it can, but here he is anyway.]
So. Valentine's Day is a thing back where I'm from too, but you know... little different. Less moonlit strolls on the beach or fancy restaurants and more staying home not getting eaten by zombies together. Not-dying-and-un-dying is basically the most romantic thing anyone can do.
What's romance look like for everyone else? Let's hear it. Anyone have a particularly romantic V-Day? I know you're not supposed to kiss and tell, but anyone want to kiss and tell?
[He's curious, after all. However.]
Wait, that wasn't actually my point. My point is, the best part about Valentine's Day in any world is the day after Valentine's Day because there is so much chocolate heart bullshit on sale. Discount sugar rush for everyone! RIP to out collective blood glucose levels.
[Here he holds up a bag that is basically stuffed full with various boxes of candy, chocolate roses, something that has a teddy bear attached to it.]
Given my assigned profession as restaurant critic, I feel like it is my solemn vocational duty to remind folks of this fact.
[And here he is, performing that valuable service.]
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Fair enough. I've certainly never bothered.
[Partly because she's never needed to date Shaun. Still, she's pretty sure she wouldn't be much into dating otherwise either. Too much else to do, and she gets enough headaches from her shitty eyes. She doesn't need more.]
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Glad to see one adult around here has a reasonable set of priorities.
Anyway, you guys doing okay? With the whole there and back again thing?
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Assuming Shaun recovers from his sugar coma, we'll be fine.
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Heh. Good luck taking care of your hyperactive preschooler.