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[electroburst]

so, does everybody get dumbshit jobs assigned to them, or do these people just got something against me? i got about ten million things i've been good at doing since the dawn of forever and i can promise you they got nothing to do with birds.

resume available upon request.



[ and a couple minutes later, a Professional addition: ]

man, i'm bored. anyone wanna hook up?

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[detectivedwloki]

Yeah, they gave me a locksmith job at a place called the Low-Key Locksmith. My last name is Loki.

I'm a detective. Ten years with the police. I'm not a locksmith. But I stuck with it for a while since the police here don't like to recruit imPorts.

It didn't stop me from doing my own patrols. Now I've started my own investigative agency.

[electroburst]

that's almost a little bit funny. or it would be if it wasn't so god damn insulting.

started your own, huh? that's not a bad idea. i'm an investigator, myself. and a lot of other things that don't involve birds or cooking or anything else they're insulting me with, but still.

[detectivedwloki]

What job did they give you?

[electroburst]

butcher at a chicken place. now, see, i can't stand caf food, and i can't say i'm half bad in the kitchen, but birds? really?

[detectivedwloki]

You don't have to do that.

You said you're an investigator?

[electroburst]

good, cause i'm not gonna!

sure am. a veteran with the investigation sector of general affairs. i think it's kind of what this country calls their "fbi"?