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[electroburst]

so, does everybody get dumbshit jobs assigned to them, or do these people just got something against me? i got about ten million things i've been good at doing since the dawn of forever and i can promise you they got nothing to do with birds.

resume available upon request.



[ and a couple minutes later, a Professional addition: ]

man, i'm bored. anyone wanna hook up?

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[electroburst]

can't sell something i'm not into. i'm a "feeling it" kinda guy, you know?

[helpdesk_hero]

Then you're going to have to learn how to feel your current job.

[electroburst]

nope! not happening. the only thing i feel about birds, dead or alive, is loathing.

[helpdesk_hero]

Then learn to love something else.

[electroburst]

that's asking a lot of an old dog, you know!

[helpdesk_hero]

Contrary to belief, they can learn new tricks.

[electroburst]

that's what they say.

[helpdesk_hero]

They are idiots.