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[electroburst]

so, does everybody get dumbshit jobs assigned to them, or do these people just got something against me? i got about ten million things i've been good at doing since the dawn of forever and i can promise you they got nothing to do with birds.

resume available upon request.



[ and a couple minutes later, a Professional addition: ]

man, i'm bored. anyone wanna hook up?

Comments

[restingstitchface]

Investigations? Sounds like you'd be a good match with the police force, honestly. The badge would give you the license to investigate, if nothing else.

[electroburst]

i hear the police force don't much like hiring imports.

[restingstitchface]

Does one need to be liked in their line of work? No. They just need to be efficient and to complete their tasks at hand.

Like I said, you're a resourceful man. Doesn't seem like that should be a problem for you.