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[vociferates]

[Hizashi is at least well versed in social media so when the video starts his face is neatly framed in the video just as he fires off a one-handed finger gun.]

Is this sort of social media traffic normal here? With all the little kiddo posts? From the sound of it the animal dudes don't seem to be used to it either so I'm gonna take a wild guess this sort of thing isn't usual, yo.

I was thinking about just using this to get to know some people, ask for music suggestions, info on local hangouts and that sort of thing, but I gotta say, that feels kind of tone deaf with all this going on, you dig?

Anyone need help?

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[vociferates]

Just kidding, just kidding!!

Friends and family are precious man! I don't blame you!
And, just saying, but totally not surprised you're a softie after all.

[nightwash]

Is it softness or is it greed? Maybe I'm territorial.

[vociferates]

Hmmm, dunno. I'd ask you to tell me but you're cagey.

I think if it were greed it'd be possible to eventually buy you off. But I get the feeling that's not the case!

[nightwash]

Hard to buy off a man who has everything.

[vociferates]

Oh so NOW you're a man who has everything huh?

No greedy man would say he has everything, they're always looking for more.

[nightwash]

Alright, true. But there's so little you people have to offer me, except those things you'd never sacrifice.

[vociferates]

Wow man! So serious! It's like you're trying to creep me out or something.

What kinds of things are you talking about?

[nightwash]

Why do you ask? Are you trying to bargain?

[vociferates]

Nah, not really! Just curious and chatty, dude! That's at least half of how you make friends, you dig?

I've got rules about making deals and bargains when I don't know what I'm getting into.

[nightwash]

Smart policy.

[vociferates]

Yeah tends to keep me out of trouble, I'd recommend it!

Gotta say though, this has been one hell of a starter conversation, dude!

[nightwash]

[ ...They all start like this with him. ]

So glad you're entertained.

[vociferates]

It's been fun, dude! I'm definitely down to chat again, or hang out over drinks or something!

Proooobably when things are a little less wild though, you know? I'm still trying to figure out where things are in the kitchen of this condo I'm living in are.

[nightwash]

You might be waiting forever if you're waiting for things to get less wild. But you can catch me at Pour Decisions in De Chima most weekends.

[vociferates]

Pour Decisions.
Are you pulling my leg or did someone really make that pun into an actual bar?

[nightwash]

They really did that.

[vociferates]

[He groans. Dramatically.]

I'm not sure if that's irritating or impressive! I'll keep an eye out for you though, as long as the drinks are good.