MASK OR MENACE

Hey hey HEY everybody! Hizashi Yamada aka Pro Hero Present Mic coming at you today with a couple of questions! Just a little bit of fun since I'm bored and my roommate is a sleepy bastard but is also keeping 4 legged kids out of my hair for the time being.

Question ONE!

I'm used to Christmas being a kind of low key romantic holiday versus all these American traditions, so I'm curious, what's your favorite tradition you've seen in this super mega weird version of the United States? Or back home, yo I'm not picky! Talk to me!

[He's clearly got his camera/device/whatever set up so it's hands-free, considering the finger guns he's firing off in the camera's direction, the big cheesy grin on his face absolutely fitting the radio persona he's putting on. It's so easy to fall back on a professional persona sometimes. He leans back, then spins in his chair before leaning into the camera again.]

Now for something a little more serious! Question TWO!

Got some feelers out for an idea I wanna float along to you cool cats and dogs who might be interested. Calling out to all you ImPort Educators! What kind you ask, well I don't really feel like being too picky right now, but you've gotta be interested in working with ImPort kiddos!

Without explaining too much, "imports" or people with quirks are pretty dang common where I come from! Usually, kiddos start showing out with their quirks at a pretty young age, and it looks like ImPorts with powers of all ages show up here too. I figure it might be a good idea to get a group of adults who've got their powers under control to help teach these kids to grow into their newfound powers. You know? Keep 'em from hurting themselves or others accidentally... Help 'em figure out if the whole Hero gig is what they want to do!

Can't do that on my own though, which is where you guys come in.

I'm definitely looking for help to set up a school that's more suited for ImPort kids who need help harnessing their powers you dig? Get em certified, give em a little step up, and support their basic education too! Most of the kids I taught back home that found themselves here seem pretty frustrated with the native school system, so it seemed natural to support all these kids rather than just the ones that are already my responsibility.

So, if any of you ImPorts wanna give me a ring, you've got my attention now, or you can contact me privately. Tell me about how you'd wanna help and all that jazz.

And before any funny business starts I'm not really looking for this to turn into a debating ground, so let's avoid that whole ordeal, yo!

[Hizashi is at least well versed in social media so when the video starts his face is neatly framed in the video just as he fires off a one-handed finger gun.]

Is this sort of social media traffic normal here? With all the little kiddo posts? From the sound of it the animal dudes don't seem to be used to it either so I'm gonna take a wild guess this sort of thing isn't usual, yo.

I was thinking about just using this to get to know some people, ask for music suggestions, info on local hangouts and that sort of thing, but I gotta say, that feels kind of tone deaf with all this going on, you dig?

Anyone need help?