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josh "elixir" foley ([personal profile] goldtoxicity) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2020-05-13 01:51 am

video.

Sooooo...

Here's a question. What's the weirdest thing one of your fans has ever done? Or, like, the weirdest piece of content you've ever found?

Because I just found there are bwitter accounts dedicated to trying to prove I'm not actually dating my girlfriend? I thought it was a joke but they're in like, a flame war with someone whose really into it... Like, I know I shouldn't be reading it, but I just can't look away.

[ oh, right, wait, also need to be responsible. ]

Oh, right, almost forgot. Hi, I'm Josh Foley. I work at De Chima General. If you've got weird medical needs or something you need fixed, I'm your dude.
optikon: starboard | ij (016)

[personal profile] optikon 2020-05-15 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
What percent of the population is homo-superior? [ using 'mutant' seems.. derogatory? but maybe it doesn't have negative connotations where this person is from. ]

Thank you, but no. I don't believe you could assist with my particular complications.
helpdesk_hero: (Bros Forever (Josh))

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2020-05-15 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You remember those ads they did for Staples? The ones with the 'Easy' button that you hit it and would make life simpler? And they ran under this whole 'well that was easy' campaign?

They used to let you record your own thing and put it on a button labeled with a single short word.

I want one that says 'No' that when you hit it is just me saying 'Don't do that, Josh.'

You can put it on your desk or take it to work with you and whenever you have a thought like this, you can just hit it because we already know what I am going to say.
drivesadesk: (Argonian)

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[personal profile] drivesadesk 2020-05-16 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, there's definitely a lot of porn fanfic of me. And when I first started dating Finn, there were some fans that were happy about it, but some that kept insisting I should be dating whoever they shipped me with.

And I caught some people taking a picture of me through a window on my boat when it was docked.
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[personal profile] drivesadesk 2020-05-16 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I mean, I get it...but sometimes it's just unrealistic.
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[personal profile] t0uchy 2020-05-16 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
I would still love him even if he bit me. That's what love is.

[Missing the point is his other superpower, clearly.]

Oh, I know David! We had a sleepover. He got me gloves and we played checkers, and he likes dinosaurs, too. [Ten out of ten, great guy.] He said fur-bearing trout aren't real, though, and that's sad. Do you think if I ask the internet, they'll get me a trout with fur? I want one as a pet.
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[personal profile] runningstart 2020-05-16 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Right. [Five years- no, even just two years ago, that'd be a joke to him too.] Anyway, I'm gonna go post screenshots of your confession to all your fanclubs, bye.
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[personal profile] justlittle 2020-05-16 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if you can't fix it, at least I'll have tried.

Where should I meet you?
khajidont: (Jaime - Talking)

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[personal profile] khajidont 2020-05-16 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah. She was here first, and then she got ported out, and then I showed up, she ported back in, ported back out for a couple of years, ported back in...

[ They have a long, complicated, winding history that not many people really know about. Mainly because it's weird and complicated, and Jaime can barely keep it straight in his head. ]

People don't really care about that, though. Just like they don't care about your history with Laurie even before you came here. They just care about whether or not you, like, look right together. Or if they think your personalities match from whatever they've made up about you.
fridgeflower: (oh minor crud!)

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[personal profile] fridgeflower 2020-05-17 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
A bummer on all fronts.

I've only been alone for, like, six years. The internet could let me have something.
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[personal profile] optikon 2020-05-17 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ extinction events. ]

What do you mean, extinction events? People don't generally survive those.

[ that's the purpose of the extinction, so far as he knows. ]
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[personal profile] dragony 2020-05-17 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's... not entirely baseless. Of all possible guesses.

[ she's just NAMED dragon and can SUMMON dragons. small error. ]

But let's see... before I exPorted the first time, some people thought maybe I was actually the one bringing people here, since I was so different from everyone else. There's a bunch that still think I killed that guy I got framed for killing, even though he was already dead. [ She's not on camera, but she's tallying these off on her fingers. ] Uhm, dragon is most popular but regular alien is up there too. Serial killer, obviously. That I use my empathy to manipulate how other people feel, and that's the only reason Jaime "thinks" he likes me.

Though, that last sort seems to happen to everyone.
optikon: starboard | ij (004)

[personal profile] optikon 2020-05-17 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ jesus christ. ]

I'm sorry. [ he should leave it at that, sign off, not.. think about it, poke at it. but, god, he feels like he's starving and he knows there's something here and the watcher knows it, too.

and perhaps, more importantly: ]
My own world is experiencing something similar right now. [ not an extinction, that would be kinder. and it's his fault. ]
pullsheavendown: (※ tired of wasting time)

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[personal profile] pullsheavendown 2020-05-17 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Why do they think you'd like about that?
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[personal profile] optikon 2020-05-17 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's certainly a way of putting it.

You said that magic is a part of your world as well?
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[personal profile] pullsheavendown 2020-05-17 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Boy, does that sound familiar.]

I think...it's easier, for some people to think that way,

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