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[goldtoxicity]

Sooooo...

Here's a question. What's the weirdest thing one of your fans has ever done? Or, like, the weirdest piece of content you've ever found?

Because I just found there are bwitter accounts dedicated to trying to prove I'm not actually dating my girlfriend? I thought it was a joke but they're in like, a flame war with someone whose really into it... Like, I know I shouldn't be reading it, but I just can't look away.

[ oh, right, wait, also need to be responsible. ]

Oh, right, almost forgot. Hi, I'm Josh Foley. I work at De Chima General. If you've got weird medical needs or something you need fixed, I'm your dude.

Comments

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[fridgeflower]

A bummer on all fronts.

I've only been alone for, like, six years. The internet could let me have something.

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[goldtoxicity]

Well, luckily the internet doesn't get final say. And I think we're doin' pretty good.

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[fridgeflower]

Yeah. I feel nice about it all, at least.

A certain degree of speculation and creative output is fine, I guess, but why are people fighting about it. That's... I mean, 'wacky' isn't the right word, but it's really wacky.

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[goldtoxicity]

I kinda just remember back when like, people at school would argue about what was going on with our teachers.

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[fridgeflower]

Well, nobody ever took it to Bwitter or anything. It was just gossip. And, personally, most of that drama was a lot more interesting than mine!

This is real-time tabloid stuff, and not even fun-trashy.

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[goldtoxicity]

Honestly, yeah. X-Men drama was also just confusing and usually kinda, uh, self-involved?

[ ... ]

Imagine if we had someone spraypaint themselves gold and say they're our descendant from an alternate timeline and then they get a thing for David. Now that's good gossip.

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[fridgeflower]

Alternate timeline... A classic that never goes out of style!

So, which happens first? They're exposed by their paint rubbing off, or they die from being covered in spray paint?

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[goldtoxicity]

Definitely the first. C'mon, I'm good at my job! They can survive a little toxic exposure, and uh, chemical inhalation.

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[fridgeflower]

True, but... I guess their pinging your Medical Distress Radar might expose them before the paint comes off, so. I guess that's a Column A, Column B ending.

Au revoir, Fake Future Son.

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[goldtoxicity]

I'll miss him. He was a good kid, other than trying to bone my best friend and all.