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[goldtoxicity]

Sooooo...

Here's a question. What's the weirdest thing one of your fans has ever done? Or, like, the weirdest piece of content you've ever found?

Because I just found there are bwitter accounts dedicated to trying to prove I'm not actually dating my girlfriend? I thought it was a joke but they're in like, a flame war with someone whose really into it... Like, I know I shouldn't be reading it, but I just can't look away.

[ oh, right, wait, also need to be responsible. ]

Oh, right, almost forgot. Hi, I'm Josh Foley. I work at De Chima General. If you've got weird medical needs or something you need fixed, I'm your dude.

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[redcosmedic]

I keep getting requests to allow people wash me while in vehicle mode.

In costume. Or in various states of undress.

Frankly I'm running out of tactful ways to tell them it really doesn't do anything for me.

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[goldtoxicity]

Uhh...

[ that's sure a kink he didn't know people had but he does now. ]

At that point I'd just tell them to fuck off, but like, that's just me.

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[redcosmedic]

As tempting as that approach is, I'm not sure that'll do much on the way of public support for my radio show. This isn't the first planet with the concept of social media.

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[goldtoxicity]

True. But like, I feel like if you aren't firm they're gonna keep trying to like wiggle their way in... um. Kinda literally, I guess.

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[redcosmedic]

[ Knock Out makes a disgruntled sound. ]

Yes, I'm getting that feeling.

[goldtoxicity]

Sorry, dude.

[ why do people suck so much. ]

I get a lot of them wanting my 'healing touch' or, like, wanting to know if I'm actually gold everywhere.

[redcosmedic]

It's fine, it's more exasperating than anything right now. It wouldn't be nearly as annoying if the requests weren't all phrased like I'm the one who should be appreciating the offer.

Oh? Body frame questions never go out of style no matter the universe, it seems.

[goldtoxicity]

Oh yeah, because you definitely need some sweaty weirdo getting their hands all over your gears. [ he just grossed himself out. he shakes his head. ]

Yeah, it's dumb and invasive. I'm just rolling with it now.

[redcosmedic]

[ Knock Out gives such a shudder that you can actually hear metal clanking in the background. ]

Well that's going to keep me out of recharge tonight, so thanks for that.

[ and then, a sideline question: ]

What's it like working at De Chima General?

[goldtoxicity]

Welcome!

[ cheerfully, like he lives to give out these horrid nightmares. but the question gives him pause. ]

It's okay. My powers mean like, I get spared a lot of the worst stuff that could happen but also, like... sometimes you feel obligated to save everybody when that's not a thing you can do, y'know?

[redcosmedic]

Give it time, that urge goes away.

[ Speaking from experience... ]