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[goldtoxicity]

Sooooo...

Here's a question. What's the weirdest thing one of your fans has ever done? Or, like, the weirdest piece of content you've ever found?

Because I just found there are bwitter accounts dedicated to trying to prove I'm not actually dating my girlfriend? I thought it was a joke but they're in like, a flame war with someone whose really into it... Like, I know I shouldn't be reading it, but I just can't look away.

[ oh, right, wait, also need to be responsible. ]

Oh, right, almost forgot. Hi, I'm Josh Foley. I work at De Chima General. If you've got weird medical needs or something you need fixed, I'm your dude.

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Audio - UN: Prodigy

[helpdesk_hero]

I want to hit them on Laurie's behalf.

But right now? I'm getting so much 'fanart' of me touching objects to... unlikely parts of my skin to get readings.

[goldtoxicity]

[ oh no you said the thing. he can't help but start to laugh, clapping a hand over his mouth to try to stop it. ]

I saw the one with the antique chaise lounge this morning.

[helpdesk_hero]

That one was surprisingly tasteful, given I was only, you know, baring what they think is my ass as I bent over the thing.

Fame sucks.

[bodilesswarrior]

...Why would you be faking? Do they think you're dating other people in secret?

Oh God, I wonder who they think I'm dating. I definitely shouldn't look.

[ She is going to look. ]

[Encrypted to Josh]

Also, um...how weird are we talking.

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[dragony]

I had a girl smuggle my work out of a gallery by pretending to be me. I mean, she was caught later, and we got it all back, at least, but the whole thing was weird.

Other than that... well, a lot of them think I'm the became-human-on-arrival type. So. There's that. And I'm certain they don't think I'm actually with my fiance, too.

Wish fulfillment is weird.

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[redcosmedic]

I keep getting requests to allow people wash me while in vehicle mode.

In costume. Or in various states of undress.

Frankly I'm running out of tactful ways to tell them it really doesn't do anything for me.

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[justlittle]

[ Thankfully, Bean is back to his correct age by now. He really didn't appreciate that reminder of what's in store for him if he doesn't fix his genetic alteration. ]

There's a whole hashtag of suburban moms wanting to adopt me.

[ PRIVATE, ENCRYPTED: ]

I think it's time i took you up on that genetic rewrite offer.

[goldtoxicity]

Yeah, I dunno how you're going to break it to them that your ass is just not that plush. It's gonna break hearts. Maybe you need to start wearing the skintight spandex again?

[goldtoxicity]

You definitely shouldn't look.

[ but also who can resist looking. ]

encrypted

Um... pretty weird. I can control biological material on a genetic level, so like, anything with that? Uhh... Magic and some stuff is outta my skillset if its pure magic and its not like... biological. If that makes sense.

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[goldtoxicity]

Seriously? [ that's... such a weird thing to just assume. ] What did they think you were before? And, wait, stole your stuff by pretending to be you? That's crazy!

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[goldtoxicity]

Uhh...

[ that's sure a kink he didn't know people had but he does now. ]

At that point I'd just tell them to fuck off, but like, that's just me.

[goldtoxicity]

Dude, think about all the birthdays and christmases you could have. I mean, it'd be cool if they probably weren't insane, but... y'know.

private.

[ oh, he remembers this conversation. ]

I... don't wanna get your hopes too high up. I really have to see what we're working with. But I'm down to try if you are.

[dragony]

Dragon. Or, like, whatever-my-world's approximate version of one would be. Obviously my hair is this color because that's what my scales used to look like, and all that.

It's not the worst rumor, really.

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[pullsheavendown]

Why do they care who you're dating?

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[redcosmedic]

As tempting as that approach is, I'm not sure that'll do much on the way of public support for my radio show. This isn't the first planet with the concept of social media.

[bodilesswarrior]

[ She knows their encrypted conversation should take priority but she is so morbidly curious -

Ah.

Josh was right. ]

I WAS DEFINITELY NOT DATING BRUCE WAYNE

encrypted

No, it does. I guess it depends on why I...lost around a decade.

[ She's just going to. Switch to video now. Hi Josh, this is Barbara Gordon except she's twenty. ]

Mental and physical. As far as I knew I just stepped into a whole new world. [ It wasn't great! ]

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[goldtoxicity]

True. But like, I feel like if you aren't firm they're gonna keep trying to like wiggle their way in... um. Kinda literally, I guess.

[goldtoxicity]

[ babs is pretty no matter what the age, but like, she looks so young it kind of startles him.

we're putting a pin in that dating drama. ]

Okay, um... I can probably age your body up to the right age, but the mental stuff is definitely beyond me if it isn't like, brain chemicals.

[bodilesswarrior]

[ That gets a rueful grin. Sorry, Josh.

Then her brow furrows, as she considers. ]

It would be easier to...pretend, if I have to. I've already done some of that over text. But it would also feel - weirder. Probably.

[ A faint groan, as she shoves her hands through her hair. (Longer than her older self's, and distinctly flattened. Cowls, man.)] The main problem is the she - I? - knows how to do things I just don't, yet, and if people need that...

Ugh. I hate this. [ Feeling helpless. Feeling inadequate, even when it's compared to her own damn self. ]

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[of_the_skies]

I've only been here a scant few days, but there's a man on Bwitter who keeps bweeting that he wants me to 'step on' him. I haven't the faintest clue what that even means. Regardless, I'm sorry to hear that people here are speculating on your romantic life in such an obnoxiously fact-free way.

[helpdesk_hero]

That is so not happening again. That outfit didn't come here with me, so don't expect it to reappear.

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[fridgeflower]

Wow. That's rude.

Like, what's the point? Are they, like, desiring your single-hood? Do they think it's a front for something else? Are there different factions?

Because I can see this possibly splitting a few different ways.

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[t0uchy]

Somebody started a PlzFundMe page to get me a dinosaur because I said I wanted one. I guess that's weird, but I think they meant it nicely? [He is smol, his grasp on the internet and the idea of fans isn't the best yet.] I'm gonna name the dinosaur Clawdio al-Jameel if I get him. It's a good name.

Can you make my powers stop going off when I touch people? [Does that count as a medical need?]

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[governorkang]

I purposely avoid fan spaces to not find any of that out.

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[khajidont]

Oh god, those. Try not to take it too personally. People had all kinds of crap to say about me and Ruka. Apparently we make no sense as a pair. Not all the fans are that bad, though.